just an Italian Wizard

A guy that does magic sometimes. From Italy. Follow me if you really want to know more about my idiotic random thoughts for whatever reason, idk (He/him)

[italianwizard]

The first time I heard that (some) americans pronounce nuclear as "nucular" I genuinely believed it was satire

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[italianwizard]

How to find meaning in life easy tutorial for beginners

[rambrandt-the-painter]

lizards actually have boobs they're just hiding them from all those boring people

they're making the lizards boy mode...

[ruststhatloseronfandomiguess]

the T in tumblr stands for tumblr i think

[saaltt]

no way

[ruststhatloseronfandomiguess]

yes way

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[italianwizard]

Many such cases

[italianwizard]

I was thinking about what it would be like if real life had achievements like video games and my brain came up with this so had to recreate it

[italianwizard]

Are you the kind of person who meticulously curates their playlists or do you just add every song you know to My_playlist_3 from 2014 like I do?

[italianwizard]

My brain tells me that I should only have cold showers to endure the heat, but as soon as I turn on the water my body yearns to be boiled alive like a fucking lobster

Tf is wrong with me, now I'm even hotter

[evilwizard]

say no more

[weirdo-offical]

posting on tumblr really is just

RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[orangepanic]

Uhhh @ominous-signs

[italianwizard]

Evil wizard marketing be like

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[italianwizard]

I love animals that you wouldn't expect to like cuddles

[italianwizard]

I will gladly sell my soul to the devil for a slice or real pastiera napoletana

[italianwizard]

No you don't understand, I need 35 browser tabs to be open at all times