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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

ambidisastrous

People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

cipheramnesia

If they even wait to see if it works once, it's lucky. If they care whether it works, it's astonishing. If they know how it works, it's fiction.

miamaimania

⦿ Not the kind of face you’d ask for directions

ammnontet

pukicho

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

pukicho

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

carmen-photography

Rock Textures - Norway 2026

innerchildabortionclinic

a lot of critiques of Youth Behaviors should take into account we now live in a world where said behaviors can be recorded, posted online, and be seen all over the world, and this was not always the case. not only that, but outrage drives engagement on social media, so you're more likely to come across inflammatory content. it kind of creates an altered perception of reality

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

malscare

hi

foolofworms-deactivated20251128

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

#its true king gizzard is 🔥🔥🔥

natalieironside

So seeing the phrase "Christian baby" used in so many memes is especially funny to me because of inside jokes. Let me explain.

When I was a kid me an my buds knew this dude who listened to all the same music as us but who always got the names of things slightly wrong. The one I will never forget is that he always referred to American rock and roll musician Jimi Hendrix as John Hendrix. So we, in our mockery, decided that John Hendrix must be like the royalty-free knockoff version of Jimi Hendrix, famous for such hits as Beige Clarity and Oh Howdy There Joey

And I forget who it was but one of suggested that the John Hendrix analogue of the very good song Voodoo Child should be a very bad song called Christian Baby

freakoutgirl

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

deepfrieddeltarunememes

what if Kris "taming" Susie not in the kind of gross way Monster Kid means it, but in the way of The Little Prince?

thought kind of inspired by the new art

#i love the little prince :]

dir-ect-ory

Krusie is so potential relationship, always "wish she liked me back" or "nah, that's stupid to think about Kris" and never just communication. 0 confessions made 0 intimate scenes not played off as gags 7 fumbled moments to talk -Actually talk to only person who will end your internal suffering ❌ -Be a chud and never talk ever ✅ Kris, I will fucking kill you if you don't have a serious conversation with that purple dino. send post