I'm A Prawncess

I am big, slippery, and unreasonable.

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[dogpuppy]

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[sandmandaddy69]

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[astrugglingacademic]

I think one of the funniest things that book Ryland Grace does is continue to do excessive centrifugal force stuff with the ship after it almost killed him and he's just like "It's okay Rocky I'll just pass out. If anything else happens, you got this." And Rocky is never once a fan of that plan.

[quekerahkerah]

(prev tags from @synthyk LMAO)

[that-house]

[intimate-mirror]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[vaspider]

One of the things that I love about Project Hail Mary is that Grace's central question is "Who would you die for?" We see with the other two astronauts that they had family. That's who they're willing to die to save.

Grace? He has no one that he's willing to die to save...

... until he does. Until he makes the decision that he thinks will doom him to die, and he says, "Well, that's worth it, because Rocky will live, and Rocky's people will live, and Rocky will see Adrian again."

And—to put this one up on the list for my ace/aro compatriots—that love is a deep and abiding comradeship, not a drop of romance/sex in sight.

[jorolle]

you want me to get a job? the thing that killed ryland grace??

[exlibrisv]

eva stratt the character you are. yes, the way she took away grace's autonomy made me sick to my stomach, but holy fuck is she so well written. they put a woman who cared in front of the trolley lever while her friend was tied to the tracks, and she looked him dead in the eyes and made the choice that would ultimately save humanity.

[walking-millionaire-deactivated]

I sort of wish that they would make a story or something about the second avatar. I mean that must have been strange as fuck to be like, 8 and you’re bending all the elements and no one can give you a reasonable explanation other than “this dude named Wan used to do that”

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?