or christ, hold me like a knife

20 | queer | he/him main/spam blog a personal archive of fandom bullshit, don't follow me here

[exlibrisv]

this is my main, but it's also my spam-y fandom rb melting pot of a blog, and it's really more for personal archiving than for public consumption. sometimes rb 18+ shit so i ask minors don't follow me.

fandoms i currently post about/rb frequently

arcane: league of legends

the raven cycle

all for the game

the magnus archives

baldur's gate 3

bbc merlin, in the year of our lord 2025

i'm not going to bother listing all my interests as they are greatly varied and i don't believe it'll actually be useful information. just stick around and observe me like a petri dish for a while, idk man.

the long awaited organisational system

#txt - i say something (probably somewhat incoherently)

#archivist - text reblogs (no relation—it's been like that since long before i started tma, and yes it's a tad confusing but i'm a very stubborn man and refuse to change it. it's mine. i had it first)

#personal louvre - art reblogs

#specimens - photography reblogs (mostly—sometimes it's just little oddities and things i want to study under a microscope)

#queer shit - self explanatory

#ao3 - fanfiction/fandom stuff (mostly, but not inherently, ao3)

#camera roll - my (very bad) photography

#from the shelves - reading

#dvd player - watching

#ipod touch mini - listening

#kirby main trash - video gaming

#me core - stuff i relate to on some level

#laugh rule - amusing nonsense

#the character - dwisott. the character. you know, The Character.

#for the crows - stuff to show my friends

#pearlescent - for my dearest darling friend who i will torture with unsettling knowledge and stupid fandom shitposts forever n ever

#paint the town queue - queue tag, naturally

#yearning hours - i am being stupid, ignore me

i tag fandoms. sometimes i tag other specific things like vampires or robots or fantasy, but that's just so i can find them when the hyperfixation zone hits.

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[decomposedmaw]

Pixel post dividers for everyone! It's not much, but feel free to use them if you'd like. I don't know the ideal size for these, so let me know if they're too tall. I can make them a bit shorter next time.

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[yaoigaysexaura]

you can't say "stop making everything about men" about a group of marginalised people who have been historically erased and never centered in any conversations that affect them. that is erasure. you are perpetuating the system that leads to these people being trafficked, raped, and killed without ever being remembered as more than a "tragic woman"

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[sirlanval]

mr tealeaf the wonderful medium of collage was made for you

[dishonorable-poet]

june 1st

start of pride month ❌

start of tumblr sexyman polls ✅

@sexy-people-contests-2026

[noodles-and-tea]

Legendary height difference

[pastapodcaster]

U think Merlin is a bottom bc of some weird internalized homophobia but I think he’s a bottom bc I think after working 80hr a week u should be serviced by hot knights that would die for u

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients