Im horny trash sorry (punsss)

Snup /26 / honestly gender is a contruct and im tired of that / pansexual / v much into smut / +18 ONLY I MEAN IT / ITS PEAK HORNINNESS MEANING IM CLEARING HOUSE GONNA BE POSTING EVERYTHING ON MY DRAFTS IM NOT SORRY

[witchy-daddy]

*buys you a collar with a bell so I can hear it jingle while I pound into you*

[satans-knitwear]

Quick snacc in between episodes 🖤✨

Treat me ~ Tip me

[dirty]

I want her to choke on my dick until shes drooling and making wet little noises.

[st0neymal0neyxo]

Your POV

[tsuuyuuuu3]

🤞please post lol

[virginmayoooo-deactivated202201]

[virginmayoooo-deactivated202201]

she chunky

[virginmayoooo-deactivated202201]

💖pretty💖

[justlivingforpeace]

Energy💫

[hellmonstercock]

brats be like Sir (derogatory)

this ask has been killing me since I set eyes on it

[konoko]

[vivienvalentino]

BRENDAN FRASER Gods and Monsters, 1998

[lafuitedebarbara]

[easxbrownexes]

baby, you might need a seatbelt when i ride it ✨

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[feraladoration]

What a very very good and loving girl

[virginmayoooo-deactivated202109]

2 chunky

[sitttenlos-deactivated20220413]

personal fucktoy (as a term of affection)