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she/her/hers // I like bread

[pluralwizard]

bad circulation gang rise up!!!

[pluralwizard]

but not too fast!!!!!!!!!!!!

[16souvlaki]

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

[snixx]

HOT TO GO! is like if macarena was made for gen z lesbians

[bloodmoonlich]

🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻🧚🏻‍♂️

[fitz1813]

some people are too bold with who's on their private story

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[vang0bus]

you cant ever let yourself forget what it felt like to be 15. how adults treated you. being treated without a shred of respect because people think youre too young to have thoughts and feelings of your own. the lack of autonomy. you cant ever forget that because if you do you might become the kind of adult who treats kids like theyre not people

[loveridden1999]

we as a society moved on from this photoshoot too quick

[fitz1813]

had caffeine and now my head hurts and I'm being existential i just wanted bubble tea whyyyy

[fitz1813]

it's summer and imposter's syndrome is BACK with a VENGEANCE (my white boy tendencies are getting too powerful)

[mercystine]

you 🫵 can kiss 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💋 a hundred 💯 boys 👨⛹️♂️ in bars 🍸🍹✨ shoot 🔫🌠 another shot 💥🎉 try to stop 🚫✋the feeling 🤭 you 🫵 can say it's just ✨the way you are✨🤥 make a new excuse 🗣️🤕 another stupid 🤡 reason 🙄 good luck babe 😘👄 WELL GOOD LUCK BABE 💥✨🌠🏳️‍🌈

[fishgummy]

chappell roe (if chappell roan was a fish)

you can fish a hundred kois in ponds

cast another rod, try to stop the reeling

you can say it's just the bass and gar

make a new excuse, try to stop the reeling

good luck bait, well good luck bait!

you'd have to stop the waves just to stop the reeling

[snowonthebeachmp3]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[lesser-flamingo]

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

[myriad-rainbows]

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

[firawren]

Mr. Darcy being a slut

In honor of the @hotjaneaustenmenpoll, I present to you Mr. Darcy 1995 being a slut.

You want more slutty men?