He likes sweet crepes. He’s a failure.

Obviously Fitzroy is my favorite character but I also just really love the adventure zone graduation. Isabel, 23

[anistarrose]

lucretia: it is pride month, reclaimers. you know what that means

taako: what

taako: do you want us to reclaim, like. gay slurs

taako: what

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[anistarrose]

ned chicane has been dead for six slutty, slutty years

[anistarrose]

ned chicane has been dead for seven slutty, slutty years

[mishoru]

Jane Rogan and Elizabeth Mothman 🌿🌿

[starcatmoondog]

i woke up to my mom knocking on my door. “get up and meet me in the kitchen” she said, a cigarette limply dangling between her teeth. i got up and threw my brown hair into a messy bun and went downstairs. “pack your things” she said “im selling you for more cigarette money.” “to who?” i asked. suddenly the doorbell rang. i opened the door and saw five people blocking my way. one of them was a woman and she stepped forward and said “my name is beth may and we’re your new owners.” “ew aren’t you those dungeons and daddies people? there’s no way im going with you” i said. anthony burch then took out his gun and he shot me he fucking shot me

[fitzroycontent]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[bearlyastar]

trans person: I’m trans

society: ok

that gay friend you’re trying to ignore: I miss At the Mountains of Dadness, the three part dndads miniseries- It’s really good everyone should listen to it.

[fitzroycontent]

Kinda fucked that I started this blog at the ripe old age of 16. I can’t even say I’m back in the fucking building cuz I never left

[fitzroycontent]

Watched Demi Adejuyigbe is going to do one (1) backflip and to be honest he has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. Looking at it incredibly disrespectfully

[montrosepetty]

[fitzroycontent]

if dying young won’t change your mind, baby, baby, baby, baby right on time

[fitzroycontent]

*fitzroy voice* I think I followed the directions perfectly

[fitzroycontent]

*fitzroy voice* I think I followed the directions perfectly

[fitzroycontent]

*fitzroy voice* I think I followed the directions perfectly

[raspberrydrewthese]

The Firbolg did not get the memo about the matching Snippers costumes this Halloween.

[gnomer4]

thundermen beach episode

+rainer & festo because i loooove them

I was thinking about a hypothetical literal tazgrad beach episode and then how the firbolg doesn’t like beaches because they’re basically the opposite of the forest and then how her whole arc is about finding identity and autonomy and trying unfamiliar things even if it’s scary and then naturally it all wrapped back around to thundermen found family. So I did this during school

I gotta catch up on royale but I probably won’t for a while (other matters)

[fitzroycontent]

I been catching a friend up on d20 seasons and we started planning watch sessions by calling the seasons shit that makes us sound like criminals or something

[fitzroycontent]

“Wanna blow up tonight?” is never stop blowing up. “Let’s go metal later” mentopolis. “Hoeing out” cloudward ho. It goes on