Matt-Isms Masterlist
im gonna pin this when i get more stuff but this is gonna be the official matt-isms post!! feel free to comment more and help me out a bit lmao
i’ll be reposting with updates!!
“Well howdy”
- sas ep 1
“like a fine wine a woman of my age does certain things better than others”
- sas ep 1
“Do you remember eating?”
- sas ep 3
“Doesn’t matter what’s revving the engine as long as I get to drive it”
- mod ep 1
“THIS ISN’T WHAT HEAVEN’S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE!”
- s1 ep
“Is what you said, it will work?”
- s1 ep
“So, you’ve known Jodie for a long time, or not? Question?”
- s1 ep 49
“That tracks, Walter’s not very good with the kids”
“I’m right here”
“No I said that quietly”
- s1 ep 49
“People love to go to see their friends in prison”
- s1 ep 49
“Let’s just do what rich people do and go get what we want”
- s1 ep 49
“Ron! Drop—drop the spider!”
- s1 ep
“How Ron?”
- s1 ep 61
“Good luck getting through all this metal!”
- s2 ep 11
“Those least likely to lead who want to lead are the best leaders”
- s2 ep 16
“My name is Matthew Arnold, known misogynist”
- s2 ep 18
“There’s a lot of albums now”
- s2 ep 18
“She’s not supposed to be IN THERE!”
- s2 ep
“Meteors famously don’t stay good”
- s2 ep 35
“Schooled in PRISON”
- s2 ep 40
“Hey give me that portal gun”
“No”
“I’m Boss Kicks”
- s2 ep 40
“I’m a teen. I have a phone. You’re not the only one with a phone, Norm.”
- s2 ep 40
“You know what’s wrong is that they came to me, but I live for the thrill of the hunt”
- s2 ep 41
“You can’t run away from me, little rabbit”
- s2 ep 41
“You can hide from them, but you can’t hide from…the hunter.”
- s2 ep 41
“I’m…an Asian baby?”
- s2 ep 43
“Like a rebirth of sorts”
- s2 ep
“No womb for me”
- s2 ep
“Yknow, like the salt and the pepper”
- s3 ep 7(?)
“Let’s get this butter”
- s3 ep 10
“I’m just a dirty girl, tromping through the woods”
- s3 ep 11
“I already said the excuse. Didn’t you hear me? I said I’m a dirty girl”
- s3 ep 11
“There is a SPEAR flying towards us!”
- s3 ep 16(?)
“Milton! Help Trudy, breathe in as much [toxic gas] as you can!”
- s3 ep 19
“It’s covered in my victory sweat—which I also call my cum”
- s3 ep 19
“Roz never leaves water on the ground…”
- s3 ep 22
“Thanks for the cool scar, babe”
- s3 ep 23
“You only know me as a farmer and now a butler”
- s3 ep 23
“Witches always be doing that stuff with hair”
- s3 ep 24
“If anyone else has a better plan—wait, that’s not possible”
- s3 ep 24
“That is 007, but it’s one 0 and it’s after the 7, so 70”
- s3 ep 25
“The future is female”
- s3 ep 25
“When someone says ‘here’s a link,’ and I—they say it…I want it.”
- s3 ep 27
“woah, that car’s leaking a lotta trash! that’s definitely a geloppi!”
- s3 ep 35
“horses don’t leak trash though!”
- s3 ep 35
“Yeah, you know, it’s kind of like when horses dragged little cannons”
- s3 ep 37
“I hate when they have to go when the plan is too…soon”
- pp ep 33
“Back in my day, James Bond wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer”
- s4 ep 1
“Most stuff is just dumb shit said smartly by smart people”
- s4 ep 1
“Music chosen is music not being listened to”
- s4 ep 2
“We’re in a ship—I mean, it looks like a face but that’s what they wanted”
- s4 ep 2
“You’re pretty good with computers, but can you do it when this is happening?”
- s4 ep 3
“I’m gonna go see if there’s a way to make these bullets a little smaller”
- s4 ep 3
“One man’s crap is another man’s scrap”
- s4 ep 4
“How come you never come inside?”
- s4 ep 4
“Put it in terms that will make me interested”
- s4 ep 4
“If you’re hearing this, I’m with you”
- s4 ep 4
“Monk of the stars”
- s4 ep 5
“Head is you. You head.”
- s4 ep 5
“They’re two things that do things”
- s4 ep 6
“Reading Lolita doesn’t mean you agree with the main character ‘Lolita’”
- s4 ep 7
“Hey baby, you wanna fill this room up with CO2?”
- s4 ep 7
“I could use a cool little toy right now”
- s4 ep 38
“Rings are just coins but less”
- ss ep 3
“We like our potatoes laid and our sweeney’s sydneyed”
- ss ep 8
Honorable mentions:
“True heroism is doing without seeing”
- freddie s3 ep 8
“Bees are women”
- freddie s4 ep 8
KEY
sas: sons and sonsibility
mod: mountains of dadness
pp: peach pit
ss: safe space
