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Aubrie || Queer || 30 || she/her || Multifandom Fic Writer || 18+ Minors DNI! Personal blog: @five-bi-five-main

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About Me

⇨Name: Aubrie

⇨Pronouns: She/Her

⇨Age: 29

Who do I write for?

Emily Prentiss, Jennifer Jareau, Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanoff, Kara Danvers, Diana Prince (Wonder Woman), Sara Lance, Villanelle, Faith, and honestly probably others just request them and we’ll see. 

Who don’t I write for?

Harry Potter characters (any of them), for now SUV (I don’t know enough about the show… Yelena Belova, Kate Bishop, and I might add more if they get frequently asked.

What I DO NOT write: 

pedophilia, men (character or reader), age regression/age play, g!p, and other things I might find uncomfortable. I can and will refuse to complete requests that I am not comfortable writing. 

I WILL NOT WRITE FOR ANY CHARACTER WHO IS A MINOR OR DEPICTED AS A MINOR (can’t believe I gotta say that...)

Sending Requests

Please be patient with me in fulfilling requests. Don’t expect them to be right away or soon. I don’t complete requests in the order in which I get them, just in which I feel the inspiration to write. Make sure you specify who you want me to write for as well! Also note, if I don’t feel comfortable with a request, instead of posting it, I might just delete the request. 

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Personally for me the longer the better 😂

Bring it all to us hahahahah

Okay good good good then I won’t split it up but I fear it might be close to length as Into the Woods 😅

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Long is good 👀

Idk how to make short fics anymore 😭 they’re all like 20+ pages single spaced and longer than my graduate class term papers LOL

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Hi Miss Aubrie, I hope you are doing well and enjoying almost summer! I was wondering if we be getting the Emily fic this month, pretty please 🙏

Yes I’m hoping to post this next week actually! I’m just torn on if I wanna try to cut it in two because it’s gotten… quite long 🫪

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i just read your Into the Woods and it is so gooddd😭😭😭 CLEARLY HAD ME SCREAMING AND I REALLY WANNA REQUEST THEIR PART 3 WOULD BE

I’m glad you like it! To this day I think it’s still my favorite fic that I’ve written but idk where to really take it for a 3rd part 🫣

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Oh wow, are we Front Range neighbors?! A bunch of my family lives in the Denver area, and I make visits down fairly often. Now I’m planning more trips since they have their professional women’s soccer team now and I wanna watch some games.

Yeah we can both suffer! Lol I guess it makes sense they go to Denver since it’s the regional “big city” haha. I’ve only seen the first three episodes and it’s okay so far. I’m interested to see what other places in the region they have cases in. I will say the jet they have is fancy as fuck, and Emily should put in a request to get the BAU an upgraded one like theirs.

We might be! And it does make sense 😂 I’m near the end of season 1 but I’ll probably end up catching up completely in a week or two.

And isn’t their jet extra fancy? They’ve got that secret government money I guess lololol

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I just started watching The Hunting Party and what do you mean there’s a top secret supermax panopticon prison for serial killers under my hometown in Wyoming 😭

LOL hey I’m really close to Denver and that seems to be where all the serial killers in that show go to resume their scary activities 😂 we both suffer but how do you like it so far???

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I jaw saw this funny queer short film Danielle Savre is in called Second Team. Have you seen it? I was cracking up at some of the reactions to events in it. And plus like, she’s super hot haha.

https://youtu.be/R-UNLvY1y5k?si=IjG5VvdLRAA7isKm

Hehehehehe I love her so much 😩

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Omg the Criminal Minds Season 19 trailer came out and JJ cut her hair, like Season 4 short

NOT ME RUNNING TO FIND THE TRAILER NOW 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨

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Good news they didn’t kill Maya on Grey’s! She ends up getting second and third degree burns on like 25% of her body, plus a broken leg, but is recovering in the hospital and Ben helping her through it. No Carina in person though :( they said she took their kids to visit family in Italy and Maya was supposed to join them the next week. But there is some texting to let Carina know Maya is doing okay.

At least Maya lived thank god 😭 I don’t trust them not to kill her or Carina in a random future episode later

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Thank you Aubrie ily,,, what is the hunting party?

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Of course! Ily2 🫶

And it’s very much like Criminal Minds Vibes but the plot is… crazier lol

Basically a bunch of serial killers are secretly kept in an underground prison and they escaped and now a team must get them without getting the word out. I say try it! You may like it 👀

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I have been watching The Hunting Party. I’m now obsessed with it and Bex so… be prepared 😬

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I will be logging into work in a few hours 😭 the break is probably like a month away. I’m so happy you get a break after tomorrow!!!

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Oof well hopefully your shift goes well and isn’t too hectic! You hang in there and the break will come before you know it 😌

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Friend? Friend????? :D

I’m SO busy with work but doing so okay too. The overtime helps a lot but I’m literally too tired to read usually

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Yes of course friend!! 🫶

But oof I feel that, hopefully you get some rest or maybe a long weekend here soon? You deserve some relaxation time 🥺

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Aub is back??? Hello Aubrie! How are you!

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I am! I’m officially on summer break (or after I press literally one single button to submit something tomorrow I will be) and I’m doing good! Got awarded today, gonna relax tomorrow and then I’m ready to get back to writing for fun instead of academics 😌 how are you, my friend?

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Girl I just saw a preview for Grey’s and they are bringing back my bb Maya only to horribly injure her in a building fire? They better not kill her and kill Owen instead 😭

If they kill Maya I will RAGE 😭😭 has it happened yet? Is she safe?? Pls pls give me the spoiler that my wife Maya is safe

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i’m so happy to hear work stuff is going well! ☺️

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Hi hi thank you! I hope you’re doing well 🥹

Using this to also reappear because right after I got back I had to lock in hard on prepping an article to publish lol