be my mutual

"Ces nichons, pendant dans le vide au dessus-moi et qui se balancent grâce au trémoussements de ses hanches et de son ventre. J'adore les nichons."

[hide-and-seekrets]

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[pnglove]

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[catasters]

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[merymdm]

Spanish Miku versión sevillana / flamenca . Amo tanto estos vestidos sos

[shirmart]

My work from Hatsune Miku World zine

[im-yotsu]

Dos estrellitas

[valtsv]

insane unsolicited notification i just got that took me way too long to realise was about the michael jackson movie and not a five nights at freddy's jumpscare

[valtsv]

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start receiving marketing from the creepypasta universe

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[saturnsuv]

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

[courtesycalling]

wii sports is so good it's weird they havent't made wii sports 2

[clannfearrunt]

Wii Sports Resort - Wikipedia

Wii Sports Club - Wikipedia

Nintendo Switch Sports - Wikipedia

[courtesycalling]

Lie - Wikipedia

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body