That's what she said...

This is Eleanor's blog. I live in Australia, which is very, very far away from most of you. I basically reblog a lot.

[everythingfox]

I wasn’t aware turtles enjoyed belly scratches

(via)

[ribbonroad]

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

[tectuu]

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

[ribbonroad]

im going to stab you in the face

[amielleon]

ソン of a—

[brumalbreeze]

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

[docomotor]

ワt the フck is going on

[mochiandmagnolias]

this is my worst nightmare.

[adulthoodisokay]

this activated a part of my brain i had forgotten existed

[whitepeopletwitter]

Big Secret

[veinitas]

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

[quizzicalqueek]

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

[littlegaywitch]

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

[sindri42]

https://xkcd.com/231/

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[allthingseurope]

Procida, Italy (by Marite Toledo)

[whitepeopletwitter]

Same, bro.

[pinkbiscuits-perks-and-curses]

the types of mutuals:

-just a dude

-secretively a god

-secretively a god but bad at hiding it

-chaos incarnate

-vague gremlin

-the wholesome bean

-the precious bean

-yearn incarnate

-info dump fren

-cursed bitch ass motherfucker

-*incomprehensible chanting*

-mumble

-fandom hive

[gaitwae]

New ask game tell me which one I am

[whitepeopletwitter]

The Last One

[vicholas]

does the phrase ‘fucked up and evil’ imply you can be fucked up and good

[ziraseal]

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[valtsv]

those posts about tumblr being the main source of content on the internet are getting more real by the day i literally can't fucking believe tiktok tried to advertise this shit to ME, a veteran tumblr user

[valtsv]

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[fernandbramblesart]

DUNE 2020.

my work here is done

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

[queenwhiskey]

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post

[everythingfox]

(via)

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

the feminine urge to release a gut-wrenching scream from the depths of your soul

[scolipede]

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

[moronpolice]

i had to adapt to fucking survive

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