crystal king

Azrael, short but can kick your ass and the Mother Fuckin Big Chocobo aim: smallergothunit

[fivefootassassiin]

everytime i see a dog in the street

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[fivefootassassiin]

Honestly I'm not getting Pokemon Moon till Christmas and I hate waiting so I just steal Cameron's when he isn't looking.

[fivefootassassiin]

When you find poetry you wrote in high school and you like miss me with that emo shit

[miniangel]

[meloetta]

honestly dye your hair an unnatural color at least once in your life because you have to experience the wonder of a small child asking if you’re a mythical creature before you die

[snorlax]

[fivefootassassiin]

So apparently there’s a boss battle in Final Fantasy XV that takes 72 hours. Not 72 game hours. 72, real life, Earth hours, 3 full Earth days.

Square, what the fuck is this

[fivefootassassiin]

THATS A TOWEL

[momentai-034-deactivated2018092]

The name’s Vyse Inglebard! Let’s go kick this war in the teeth!

You’re a good man, Welkin! Anytime you need me, call and I’ll come runnin’!

[fivefootassassiin]

Those burps where you feel your intestines rearrange? You know the feel

[hotsenator]

[radsturbate]

i hate ppl who get personally offended when im in a bad mood like im not mad at u susan im mad at the world

[brieflygorgeouss]

Books I’ve Read in 2016 (2/?) - Captive Prince Series by C.S. Pacat

“It was one kingdom, once.”

[vesface]

[fivefootassassiin]

Happy Birthday, lil' bro.

Thank big bro✌🏻️☺️

[fivefootassassiin]

*whats my age again starts playing in the background*

[fivefootassassiin]

Happy birthday sweetheart!

AAAH thank you!! 💜