Reggie's therapist

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No

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If five were to have a mental breakdown out of anger, frustration, and stress, I guarantee you he takes it out by crying, repeatedly hitting himself, and going to a place where no one can find him.

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Klaus: People be like ‘well if all that bad stuff didnt happen to you then you wouldnt be who you are today’

Klaus: I dont want to be who I am today! Id rather be mentally stable ??

Five: Mental stability is overrated

Diego: You think you’re mentally stable?

Five: On and off for brief periods of time, more so than you at the least

Diego: Im stable as shit asshole!

Lila: We met in nut house Diego

Diego: Only cause I was trying to save the Pres-

Klaus: Guys this is about me, remember? Dont try to out mentally unstable me, you’ll start a war we will all loose

*Viktor walks in*

Klaus: Oh no

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Allison: But did you lose your daughter, Viktor? No? Hm? HM?

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Viktor: *gets actual flashbacks like no cap rewinding in black and white filter flashbacks* my son:(

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Hey do you ever wonder what would've happened if maybe five's family also survived in the apocalypse. They have all the time they can to resolve all the issues they've been trying to fix but dont have the time to, right here, right now, but the thing is, none of them try to.

The air not only smells of ashes but also guilt, anger, sadness. Guilt from just letting their sibling run away, anger from all the times they've fought and rememebered, sadness from the never ending pain they had to go through just to survive an apocalypse,

But most of all there's the littlest bit of relief and happiness because they found eachother again,

They are a family again

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Klaus: Does your back hurt?

Five: From what? Constantly fighting to save the world and my moronic siblings asses for 3 weeks straight and not getting a moments rest? While they think Im nuts and generally make the situation worse rather than helping?

Klaus: No…you fell down the stairs 40 minutes ago and havent moved since. You’re just laying there

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Effing hate my job, but you know who hates their job more? Five.

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AU where the fandom is an actual real thing in TUA, they cant disclose any information about the future or else they get sent to the end of the beginning but also have the convenient power to pause anything (they can even pause the whole universe with no problem, as we also can do that to shows we watch.) And during important scenes they go "oh oh I know this I know this!!"

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Different types of ways five would make people (his siblings and more) fall into a hole. Because I said so.

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Five: hey look, it's Sloane down in that hole and I think she needs help

Luther: *already ready to jump*

Five: this job is too easy..

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Five: look

Diego: what?

Five: a family needs rescuing

Diego:

Five: Diego??

Diego: *already down the hole*

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Five: oh look it's your kid down that ho-

Alison: MOVE

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Five: drugs? Yea you want the drugs? *throws them down the hole*

Klaus with no regard for his physical body: *chases after it....or well falls after it*

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Five: hmmm...

Old five: hmmmm...

Both of them at the same time: fight to the death in that hole right now?

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Five: Ben.

Ben: Hm?

Five: theres another mentally ill sibling in that hole-

Ben: *gone*

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Five: oh look it's a first place medal with your name on it down that hole right now

Viktor: that wont work on me..

Five: and your little girlfriend is holding it too

Viktor: IM COMING

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Bonus->

Five:

Five simps:

Five: *jumps in the hole*

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Luther: what....what are you doing

Five: doing yoga.

Luther: on a dead body???

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Five to Klaus and Viktor: You're dumb and stupid but you're my dumb and stupid

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on a scale of 1 to definitely how likely do you think it is season 4 will also have a dance number sequence?

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Definately.

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Klaus: "you are killing that dress!"

Allison literally killing someone while having a dress on: "Thank you."

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The fact that somewhere out there is a universe where Reginald is genuinely a good dad and him and five would go fishing.

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Five having a crush on someone would be so awkward, but in the best way possible. He'd look at his crush for like 5 minutes and then quickly look away when they notice

He'd also be such a cat lmao. He'd literally latch onto his crush but if they try hugging him he'd hiss or something

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I hope in season 4 they show Five in a hat drinking juice (because the waiter told him he couldnt get alcohol) while looking into the sunset

Let my man rest

He hasn't done anything wrong

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Umbrella academy if Reginald actually made an effort to stop five from running the fuck away:

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Hc that whenever five gets drunk he 'blinks' like EVERYWHERE, and one time he got so drunk he basically blinked back into the commission and everyone just accepted it