[marie kondo voice] i love mess!

she/her | motorsports + some hockey | main is @storybook-strange

[marquezian]

[femmechilles]

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

[multiseb21]

love that marc’s new strategy is saying c’mon guysssssssss I shouldn’t be winning. there’s no way I’ll be winning. my physical condition is bad. if I’m winning y’all fucked it up again. and then his world champion bluetooth pussy connects to the track and he starts bustin out fast lap after fast lap crazy style

[multiseb21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[trawl]

Jalen Brunson was just crowned god-emperor of the free city state of New York

[minyard-05]

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

[dovizioso]

FORMER???

[moonshynecybin]

he thinks this shit is a game

[multiseb21]

marc’s equivalent of shaving his whole body just in case is showing up to the f1 paddock without his medical boot on just in case they need him to drive a car

[trawl]

Jalen Brunson was just crowned god-emperor of the free city state of New York

[onadarklingplain]

STOPPPPPP

[moonshynecybin]

mela chercoles is calling possibly luca to trackhouse !!! (x)

[daleearnhardt]

alex_albon Bros before…?

[arrowingon]

You have to hand it to everyone involved, holding out this long and publicly only to come out of it with a pretty shitty deal is very funny

[multiseb21]

imagine the geriatric guy who put belt to ass all of last season had a shitty start to 2026 due to injuries and you’re like thank god this little fucker is finally out of the way so I can be the king of da highway for once and then all of a sudden you hear this agitating, grating voice yelling “HE WASN’T DEADDDDDD NO NO” across the paddock. happened to everyone in motogp

[brakingpoint]

in hindsight i think max dodged a bullet getting out of there lap one

[brakingpoint]

[brakingpoint]

first ever formula one grand prix with more pit lane speeding penalties than overtakes?

[multiseb21]

MARC MARQUEZ YOU ARE DA KING OF THE HIGHWAYYYYYYY

[kingofthering]

BALATON PARK 2026 | Marc Marquez wins on Sunday.