Me (a chivalrous knight, slaying goblins and foul beasts of the like) : Hah! A push once more! A victory for my lady my queen! 🧌🤺
my faithful scribe who has been loyal in documenting my tremendous perils in the name of honour : What a mighty battle! Sir once more you have proven your loyalty to the crown and this time for sure you will have the queen’s hand! 🙂↕️
-scribe, writing aside-✍️✍️✍️
Glee! My charge has met mine eye in the heat of battle, the sweat dripping off his helm, I can hear him pant behind his bascinet! Oh if only he knew the wealth of lust that I had for him >\\\< ! Pray, for now I shall make my move!
-The scribe’s hand raps against the backside of mine armor, echoing through the glade-🔔💥💥
Me (kneeling over a goblin corpse, now smitten) : Scribe! Y-you truly fluster me with your advances, yet it would be lies to say that I did not reciprocate them…. Shall we make consummate a secret sacrament which none else shall ever know?? 🤔😈
Scribe (blushing) : My heart sings for it! Come, take me! 😖😫
Ancient SpongeBob amulet (goal of my excursion) : Hi! Im SpongeBob! 😃😃😃