Fixture x Alzor!!!

PFP from https://picrew.me/image_maker/6324. If you have unreality issues, this is not a good blog for you.

[fixzorforever]

#tw animal dying is that how tags work? not to start a ship war or whatevz but we all know that kazor is totally canon.

what else do anons do, uh, admit to really stupid things? uhhhhhhhhhhh i once saw my mom run over a pidgeon and i am still scared

katie -> alzor's canon. I'm just not seeing the flip side.

[fixzorforever]

Wow, so this is waht messaging in tumblr is like. Weird Space in here, is this space unlimited or limited. How many charcter limits does this Ask Box Allow me to proccess with, will it halt to proccess after so many or would it not care in any of the slightest of instances of having either one character impute or over seven hundred fiftyfive thousand eighty-eight hundred four decimal five tenth. Will the reader stop reading this after having to read that rather silly number, or will they realize that there is a clue to a mysterious puzzle hidden amonst these writhing ashes, will they kick around in search of the other clues and hault and re-read this title block again and again to see the secrets they hast missed. Oh it looks like this text block expands as I continue to create more and more text lines, how enjoyful now I can create full and ensatiated paragraphs in here that lead no where and nothing about everything. Are you still reading with me OP as I write along this haunting pathway leaden with blasted mortars and shells of the previous engagers, or hast thou left moi alone in this perilessnessless journy that only I can summon, and grant myself the immunity of nonscense. As my spelling of the English (mostly) language alters making new words and true words that not even this grammar and spell checking program setup by Tumblr can tell waht I am writing. Now heres for some trivial knowledge that only a person egated with plants and thier historys can enjoy of, Sarcobatus vermiculatus is a species of shrubby flowering plants in the Family of SARCOBATACEAE, Sarcobatus is Greek naming which is to mean Fleshy Brambles, refering to its rather prominent leaves. Native to the Prairie lands right after the British Columbian Cordillera and extending down through the Dry lands of The United States of America. This plant is potentialy the sole species of a genus, as there are only two species in the Sarcobatus genus but that is in debate wether if Sarcobatus baileyi is just a varient of Sarcobatus vermiculatus, but they werent always like this. Before the year of two thousand nine they were apart of the family CHENOPODIACEAE, the Amaranth Family, and still at that point listed as the name as it currently holds but after the Angiosperm Phylogeny Group III it was re-evaluated with the DNA analysis and similar studies to prove that it was likely not of the Amaranth Family but more likely its own as it shows closeness with three other Families, and a potential Sister Taxon, Agdestis, which only holds no answers if Agdestis is actually its own thing and is commonly with uncertainty place in the SARCOBATACEAE group instead of its own. Now Sarcobatus common name is Greasewood, and a specimen was found in the Expedition of Lewis and Clark in North America. It has very tough and durable wood so it was used for Arrow Shafts and Firewood, but dont eat it as it will give you Potassium Oxalate Poisoning (Sheep are Vulnerable to this) it will give you Liver Failure. More interestingly this plant wants Salt and will only grow common in areas of alkaline and saline soils, often in or near stream beds, but its a desert plains plant so it just grows in the anceint salt rivers of the plains, so you can guarantee the area to be not good for growing other non-alkaline loving plants. Huh Wow we got this page fairly long and I still can write, but my text is now being written just above the task bar of my computer, will it go lower I cannot tell you but it does seem to be growing closer to that which lays under. So how was this story here where you learn something that you cannot use ever, fascinating that you sat there and read this entire this that would dictate that nothing of value to you would be found and yet not you still managed to read here. Oh I could simply just scroll a little and have the text continuum continue a little further away from my taskbar darn so it seems that the under siden will not be reached todays or soon. And neat fact is that you read just over 727 words, Text limit is 4096 by the way, so take that with you. Thunder

neat, dunno why you sent this to me, a fixzor blog, and paragraphs would be useful

[fixlan-stan]

Why did you people do this.

you mean, like, stan cc? because it's fucking fun, that's why.

[fixlan-stan]

like, how would they switch to lovers tho

ohhhh i'm fucking stupid :P anyways, I think it's definitely a slow burn, over the course of many duo missions, where they eventually come to respect each other a little more each day. but if you think the only way for it to happen would be a shared trauma, i can't disagree ig

[fixzorforever]

okay like why do you see fixture and alzor being an exclusive thing? like fixture would prolly be down for extra S/Os and alzor wouldn't say no

hmm. Well, I never said I did, first.

Second, I don’t really see fixture as canonically desiring significant others. I’m aroace as hell, though, so maybe that’s it. 🤷

I think polycoalition is also viable.

Tbh, I’d probably slot them closely into ‘toxic qpp’.

So really I see Alzor as seeking romance and Fixture as opportunistically and manipulatively entering the relationship.

[fixzorforever]

Fixture is Vriska Homestuck.

[fixlan-stan]

not true! I think fixture is hot

[fixzorforever]

I’m sure some people think vriska is hot!

[fixzorforever]

Fixture is Vriska Homestuck.

[fixzorforever]

not to repeat old discourse but like, fixture very much mind controls people. it’s quite likely that fixture’s mind controlled alzor in the past (or tbh any shipmate).

Hmm. I’ve found a few really good fics in the past that have explored the concept (they may have all gotten deleted, though), and it’s a fascinating idea.

I just don’t think it canonically happens. We see that Fixture primarily mind controls people when it’s directly useful to the mission, or it advances Fixture’s aims in some way.

Plus, Fixture respects his teammates- even Dewey- enough to not mind control them. That’s a boundary that, once crossed, can’t really be undone; the team might actually leave him for good and that’s the one thing he can’t let happen.

In an AU, I’m all into it. In canon, I don’t see it. But who knows! Maybe the next update will reveal, idk, that They had Fixture practice on teammates or whatever.

[fixzorforever]

liking fixture at all is literal psychopath behavior and the fact that you pair him with someone as pure as alzor tells me you hate alzor for being easily manipulatable and neurodivergent

this is an unhinged take!!!

like. I think the idea of them as a couple is interesting, because that extra layer would interact spicily with the dynamic! it’s BECAUSE of the manipulation.

and stop uwuifying alzor. he’s not a child; he’s got moral complexity. I like alzor as a character a lot, actually- one of my favorites.

‘Psychopaths’ aren’t a thing; let’s not. The moral purity over…finding a character interesting…is a hell of a thing to find in my inbox in the year of our lord 2022.

are we yelling at people who like silence of the lambs because Hannibal is literally a cannibal?

shipping =/= saying a relationship is good

[fixlan-stan]

i fucking love normal!declan because he's literally the same in every fucking au like he doesn't change at all he's still just a silly little guy with a shotgun

[fixzorforever]

hehehehhehe

[fixzorforever]

yes this is pouring gasoline on the fire but...

dewture kismesis

y'all know I'm right just don't wanna admit it

[fixzorforever]

hm. sable has MUCH auspice energy?

[fixzorforever]

yes this is pouring gasoline on the fire but...

dewture kismesis

y'all know I'm right just don't wanna admit it

[fixlan-stan]

before you attack me for my "toxic ship" or whatever, I think that declan could and should try to help Fixture. They are both the fucking problem in the coalition, they need to come together and work out their differences. Also declan needs a power bottom like Fix in his life fr

[fixzorforever]

sksks

toxic ship alliance

okay but how do you think deck could help fix?

[fixlan-stan]

Fix just needs someone who's going to call out their bullshit, and Deck needs someone who can actually have a fucking personality and not just be either nice or an asshole to him. I think it should work tbh

[fixzorforever]

hmmm

I think alzor could, though!!! the whole Insight Thing is legit his main power shown so far

I don’t dislike Fixlan, but that’s cuz, tbh, Fixture has chemistry with

everyone

[fixzorforever]

the highs of the Gang Explaining to alzor and the lows of fixture undoing that :(

[fixlan-stan]

before you attack me for my "toxic ship" or whatever, I think that declan could and should try to help Fixture. They are both the fucking problem in the coalition, they need to come together and work out their differences. Also declan needs a power bottom like Fix in his life fr

[fixzorforever]

sksks

toxic ship alliance

okay but how do you think deck could help fix?

[fixzorforever]

normal!aus are so funny cuz fixture just has to lie to people like normally

and the ones where he like. Hides projectors and radios or whatever, and has a mountain of costumes are sooooo funny

[fixzorforever]

I fucking hate you you're the absolute fucking worst Fixzor is such a toxic ship unless you're using reformed!Fixture because if you don't you think Fixture just abusing Alzor is fine ig you absolute gutter trash human being

Okay, first, wow. Like, my first post was LITERALLY ACKNOWLEDGING THE TOXICITY

I GET THAT IT’S FUCKED UP I JUST LIKE WATCHING THE TRASHFIRE

[fixzorforever]

also lmao fuck is reformed!fixture supposed to be

like, please, anon, explain what reformation process fixture could possibly take