Where Is Your Towel, Kiddo?

My YouTube Channel below. I edit trailers to video games there. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC612-bIUX5vMocOxljzTSVw

[theultimatejimmyrustler]

What the fuck is BOFA?

Scientists still can't explain.

[theultimatejimmyrustler]

BOFA DEEZ NUTS HOE

Why is it so funny?

[theultimatejimmyrustler]

I can not believe you fell for BOFA

Never heard of it before hand.

[theultimatejimmyrustler]

BOFA DEEZ NUTS LMAO GET FUCKING REKT KIDDO

That caps lock is hurting on your keyboard.

[theultimatejimmyrustler]

you deleted the what the fuck is a BOFA post? GUESS SOMEONE RUSTLED YOUR JIMMIES. GET OFF THE THRONE DICKHEAD, NOT ULTIMATE NO MORE

Holy shit, someone needs some medication.

[bestofpokemongo]

[bestofpokemongo]

[bestofpokemongo]

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[caringiscreepy]

Happy international kissing day and happy one year and 9 months. @theultimatejimmyrustler

[slimetony]

lets make a videogame how hard can it be

[slimetony]

nevermind you have to know shit about computers

[hthrthebear]

hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!! 

for starters, there’s Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (it’s what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW it’s good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)

if you want a bit more involved experience there’s Inform 7 which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn

you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. there’s lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the community’s pretty dang friendly from what i’ve seen!

this is just a taste of what’s out there from what i’ve seen, but there’s so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, i’m around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!

[auttoton]

I’m addin’ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If y’all have any questions about making games, you’re welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.

2D Editors:

GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop “programming”. It is recommended to read-up on the program’s functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an “If-Then” event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.

GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.

Stencyl : Drag and Drop “programming,” templates you can edit the variables/values for.

Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.

3D Editors:

Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses it’s own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.

2D Art/Animation Software:

GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.

Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.

Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.

3D Art/Animation Software:

Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.

Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.

Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.

SketchUp :  Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.

Text-Based Games:

Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twine’s visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.

Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.

Ren’Py : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.

Audio Resources/Editors:

Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.

Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.

Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.

FL Studio : Free music composition software.

Miscellaneous Tools:

Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.

W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.

Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Let’s Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.

Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.

Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.

From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio

Places to Publish/Share:

Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games

Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games

[nicejewishguy]

@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource

[slimetony]

It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.

[rationalisms]

wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were bi..

this is the most incredible message i have ever gotten i’m going to donate it to a museum

[mercury]

[caringiscreepy]

@theultimatejimmyrustler

[princessponies81]

you’ve heard of “here come dat boi,” now get ready for

there dat boi go

[mackszeen-deactivated20220921]

o shit farewell!!!!!!!

[caringiscreepy]

@theultimatejimmyrustler

[thebestoftumbling]

dog conquers fear of doorways 

[thisishowthebeatdrops]

OH MY GOD BABY, YOU BIG FUCKING DORK NO, I CAN’T COPE WITH YOU

[theultimatejimmyrustler]

@caringiscreepy

[sdfo9ghe97fhg97ehf-deactivated2]

This man’s face

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

You can tell she has a Tumblr.

[supersoftly]

his face is my hero

[debraamplified]

there was a doctor at the end of this video who I wish with all my heart had more time to speak because he was about to lay down some serious stuff and was not having any of those idiots bullshit.

[ipodiphoneirack-blog]

[64bitwar]

“I think asking if I’ve checked my health is a loaded question.”

“You can’t tell someone’s health or lifestyle by looking at them”

“I don’t think people should focus so much on being healthy anyway, it’s unhealthy to believe so much in healthism.”

[quads-for-the-gods]

YO ON SOME REAL SHIT LMAOOOO

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

People are so fucking deluded 

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Bruhhhhhhh

[safety--not--guaranteed]

It’s back

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

My God

[erinnn41-deactivated20180827]

Always reblog

[sighinastorm]

Oh jeezicus, I never even SAW the guy behind him!   

[youcancallmearticuno]

Tag yourself, I’m the black guy.

[articianne]

i cannot stress this enough

if you are an eligible voter in the US this coming election and bernie sanders does not have the democratic nomination

you. have. to. vote. for. hillary.

i am not fucking messing around

i am not gonna sit here while you write in names or go on some fucking strike. hillary is not on the same level as donald trump. all of you who act like that’s a hard choice are ridiculous. you vote for hillary clinton if she gets the primary. if you don’t, you give trump the presidency. clear and simple. normally i would not advocate against writing in names, but at this point writing in names would take away from hillary’s vote if she is the nominee–EVEN IF YOU WRITE IN BERNIE SANDERS, YOU GIVE TRUMP A HIGHER CHANCE AT THE PRESIDENCY, AND YOU DON’T WANT THAT.

not even a year ago y’all were laughing about donald trump. don’t fuck this up. in no world is hillary clinton as bad as donald trump.

[theultimatejimmyrustler]

SHE IS JUST AS BAD AS TRUMP FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. Atleast with Trump you know what the fuck his stances are. Hillary's a fucking mystery. She flip flops and always has a vague enough stance on any issue to go anywhere she wants with it. Fuck them both.