Fuck, Marry, or Kill your Blorbos

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[fkmarrykill-polls]

Want to see which of your favorite characters Tumblr wants to fuck, marry, or kill?

Just submit the three characters and I'll post a poll. Make sure to include what they're from please!

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Charlie, Mac, Dennis)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Charlie, marry Mac, kill Dennis

fuck Charlie, marry Dennis, kill Mac

fuck Mac, marry Charlie, kill Dennis

fuck Mac, marry Dennis, kill Charlie

fuck Dennis, marry Charlie, kill Mac

fuck Dennis, marry Mac, kill Charlie

Voting ended onMar 18, 2025

[arbitraryfuck]

this is fascinating. visual data be upon ye

Most to Least Fucked: Mac, Charlie, Dennis

Most to Least Married: Charlie, Mac, Dennis

Most to Least Killed: Dennis, Mac, Charlie

Most to Least by character:

Charlie: Married, Fucked, Killed

Mac: Fucked, Married, Killed

Dennis: Killed, Fucked, Married

[fkmarrykill-polls]

characters from the series Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. from left to right: Red Guy, Duck, Yellow Guy

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Red Guy, marry Duck, kill Yellow Guy

fuck Red Guy, marry Yellow Guy, kill Duck

fuck Duck, marry Red Guy, kill Yellow Guy

fuck Duck, marry Yellow Guy, kill Red Guy

fuck Yellow Guy, marry Red Guy, kill Duck

fuck Yellow Guy, marry Duck, kill Red Guy

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

from left to right: Lucario, Cinderace, Incineroar

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Lucario, marry Cinderace, kill Incineroar

fuck Lucario, marry Incineroar, kill Cinderace

fuck Cinderace, marry Lucario, kill Incineroar

fuck Cinderace, marry Incineroar, kill Lucario

fuck Incineroar, marry Lucario, kill Cinderace

fuck Incineroar, marry Cinderace, kill Lucario

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

from left to right: Mulan from Mulan, Rapunzel from Tangled, Elsa from Frozen

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Mulan, marry Rapunzel, kill Elsa

fuck Mulan, marry Elsa, kill Rapunzel

fuck Rapunzel, marry Mulan, kill Elsa

fuck Rapunzel, marry Elsa, kill Mulan

fuck Elsa, marry Mulan, kill Rapunzel

fuck Elsa, marry Rapunzel, kill Mulan

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Toshinori Yagi (aka All Might), Shota Aizawa (aka Eraser Head), Hizashi Yamada (aka Present Mic))

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck All Might, marry Eraser Head, kill Present Mic

fuck All Might, marry Present Mic, kill Eraser Head

fuck Eraser Head, marry All Might, kill Present Mic

fuck Eraser Head, marry Present Mic, kill All Might

fuck Present Mic, marry All Might, kill Eraser Head

fuck Present Mic, marry Eraser Head, kill All Might

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Sherlock, John, Moriarty)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Sherlock, marry John, kill Moriarty

fuck Sherlock, marry Moriarty, kill John

fuck John, marry Sherlock, kill Moriarty

fuck John, marry Moriarty, kill Sherlock

fuck Moriarty, marry Sherlock, kill John

fuck Moriarty, marry John, kill Sherlock

Voting ended onMar 21, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck 9th, marry 10th, kill 11th

fuck 9th, marry 11th, kill 10th

fuck 10th, marry 9th, kill 11th

fuck 10th, marry 11th, kill 9th

fuck 11th, marry 9th, kill 10th

fuck 11th, marry 10th, kill 9th

Voting ended onMar 21, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Ronald McDonald, Burger King, Jack Box)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck McDonald, marry Burger King, kill Jack

fuck McDonald, marry Jack, kill Burger King

fuck Burger King, marry McDonald, kill Jack

fuck Burger King, marry Jack, kill McDonald

fuck Jack, marry McDonald, kill Burger King

fuck Jack, marry Burger King, kill McDonald

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[rainbowthefox]

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Sasuke, marry Naruto, kill Sakura

fuck Sasuke, marry Sakura, kill Naruto

fuck Naruto, marry Sasuke, kill Sakura

fuck Naruto marry Sakura, kill Sasuke

fuck Sakura, marry Naruto, kill Sasuke

fuck Sakura, marry Sasuke, kill Naruto

Voting ended onMar 21, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Deku, Bakugo, Todoroki)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Deku, marry Bakugo, kill Todoroki

fuck Deku, marry Todoroki, kill Bakugo

fuck Bakugo, marry Deku, kill Todoroki

fuck Bakugo, marry Todoroki, kill Deku

fuck Todoroki, marry Deku, kill Bakugo

fuck Todoroki, marry Bakugo, kill Deku

Voting ended onMar 21, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Lopunny, Gardevoir, Salazzle)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Lopunny, marry Gardevoir, kill Salazzle

fuck Lopunny, marry Salazzle, kill Gardevoir

fuck Gardevoir, marry Lopunny, kill Salazzle

fuck Gardevoir, marry Salazzle, kill Lopunny

fuck Salazzle, marry Lopunny, kill Gardevoir

fuck Salazzle, marry Gardevoir, kill Lopunny

Voting ended onMar 21, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Oak, Elm, Birch)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Oak, marry Elm, kill Birch

fuck Oak, marry Birch, kill Elm

fuck Elm, marry Oak, kill Birch

fuck Elm, marry Birch, kill Oak

fuck Bitch, marry Oak, kill Elm

fuck Birch, marry Elm, kill Oak

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Ronald McDonald, Burger King, Jack Box)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck McDonald, marry Burger King, kill Jack

fuck McDonald, marry Jack, kill Burger King

fuck Burger King, marry McDonald, kill Jack

fuck Burger King, marry Jack, kill McDonald

fuck Jack, marry McDonald, kill Burger King

fuck Jack, marry Burger King, kill McDonald

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Kara, Markus, Connor)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Kara, marry Markus, kill Connor

fuck Kara, marry Connor, kill Markus

fuck Markus, marry Kara, kill Connor

fuck Markus, marry Connor, kill Kara

fuck Connor, marry Markus, kill Kara

fuck Connor, marry Kara, kill Markus

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Garnet, marry Amethyst, kill Pearl

fuck Garnet, marry Pearl, kill Amethyst

fuck Amethyst, marry Garnet, kill Pearl

fuck Amethyst, marry Pearl, kill Garnet

fuck Pearl, marry Garnet, kill Amethyst

fuck Pearl, marry Amethyst, kill Garnet

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[fkmarrykill-polls]

(from left to right: Charizard, Blastoise, Venusaur)

Fuck Marry Kill

fuck Charizard, marry Blastoise, kill Venusaur

fuck Charizard, marry Venusaur, kill Blastoise

fuck Blastoise, marry Charizard, kill Venusaur

fuck Blastoise, marry Venusaur, kill Charizard

fuck Venusaur, marry Charizard, kill Blastoise

fuck Venusaur, marry Blastoise, kill Charizard

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025