[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[bob-belcher]

[markv5]

Если бы я был художником

[themoonsoldourmemories]

I don’t even want a translation this is the funniest thing ever

[gayheu]

when u and ur friend send the same meme to each other

[stranger-dustin]

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

[violetclowns]

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

[montygreen]

Cheleanor + the look™

[songofachilles]

aaaa! i could’ve dropped my croissant

[dollymagazinesealedsection2007]

[otmaromanovas]

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

[anonymous-plume]

It: *goes like this* 4th & 5th: *exists consecutively* Fall: minor Lift: major King: *baffled but composing* Hallelujah 

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

She: *ties you to a kitchen chair* *breaks your throne* *cuts your hair* Hallelujah: *is cold and broken*

[girlgrandpa]

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

[fl0ral]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

i may be antisocial and unattractive 

[reytheawakengay]

but?

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

that’s all

[kttniss]

i wish straight people would stop talking to me about riverdale

[thebootydiaries]

will not say this again, if i see one more post referencing the weed number four-two-zero on the dashboard ,u will be blocked with littl;e to no warning .

[jerseydevils-deactivated2019101]

420

[thebootydiaries]

unbelievable . that’s the weed number right there

[starkdusts]

not to be dramatic but brooklyn 99 literally saved television

[bananatwinky]

[sushinfood]

[rosewater1997]

wheres the love of my life wtf!!! i got things i want to do with them tf