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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

newtsoftheworldunite

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

junkratsadstuck

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

junkratsadstuck

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.

sakurabraches

chistery is a real one for supporting elphaba through her worst decisions. others would have said "no, elphaba, im not going to help you kidnap a random child let's take a pause and think about this," but chistery was like "aight bet" and you know what i respect that

exgynocraticgrrl-archive-deacti

pieklo

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

valtsv

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

valtsv

notearsnora

Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande at the Olympics in Paris for Wicked.

sideprince

Oh you hate this character and think they're an awful person? That's fine. I think they're neat and fascinating. Anyway today I went outside and saw a really cool bug and then had a conversation with someone in person and remembered that treating each other with decency is the cornerstone of a functional society and feelings about fictional charcters aren't worth throwing that value away for.

thememedaddy

c-rose2081

⬆️⬆️⬆️ when people ask me what Eternally Yours looks like

tonyalmeida

focksincrocks

thehikingastronomer

This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.

mercurymusing

Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

quill-of-thoth

Knowing herpetologists: literally every one of them under 40 was influenced by Steve Irwin. The Austrailian accent and repetition of Irwinesque phrases (what a beauty, look at the size of this fella) is involuntary but an important part of the snake catching ritual.

mist-the-kittycat

I have fairy wings but u can't see them cuz u don't have enough whimsy u lameass bitch

sacred-portal

garbuge

oh another fun buddhism thing, bugs are in a kind of purgatory, where it's very difficult to accrue enough karma to reincarnate out of the bug realm, so when you see a bug you're supposed to say a prayer for it to help it gain karma. also, i say a lot of prayers for my cats, because they are so selfish and badly behaved that i'm almost certain they're going to be reincarnated as dust mites or something.