[plumslices]

Can we have a day without like.....information

[andhjsndns-deactivated20201127]

[brookheimer]

all air sign girls are completely incoherent and i think that’s very sexy of them

[illfollowthebeatles-blog]

John Lennon addressing the "More Popular Than Jesus” controversy, 1966.

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

vague post

theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names

[onlytwitterpics]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[txbeergoddess]

My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.

[anarchoblake]

Yeah england is a joke

[daily-showerthoughts]

5 is like an honorary even number

[moonlitmoth]

Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video

@fearofablackteeshirt

Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg

[melifair]

“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”

“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂

“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”

[fluffmugger]

I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS, JEN

[officialtvhead]

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬

[chambergambit]

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

[a-spicy-memes]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

They never had a chance

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

what happened in 1845?

[gaycave]

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

[samsfenders]

Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients

[croshie]

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

[mrkanman]

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

[saintsoup]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”