Gender is FAKE

He/They, 30

[only-cat-memes]

[cansofbees]

tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis

[spectrallydistracted]

Unless you’ve dealt with literal months (or years) of pain and fatigue and mysterious symptoms, then faced multiple doctors, hundreds of appointments, MRIs, blood tests, genetic testing, only to be told “well, at least we know what it ISN’T”—then I’m sure this meme makes no sense.

They really are “practicing” medicine.

[fathers-marvel-blog]

Accidentally got them addicted to miiboros

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

"Pink Pony Club" with every second beat removed

[newtsoftheworldunite]

I know wanted me ay

Gallon crazy of me lay

I heard there's a space

Boy will all be Fabergé

Ving wicked of tennis

Of sonic it's swine

Oh mama it's causes she's saby annas

God what have done

Pink Pwn uh dance at Club

Oh Amma I'm just have un

Stage in heels where I long down at the

PINK CLUB

I'M ONNA DANCIN

PINK CLUB

I'M ONNA DANCIN

WEST WOOD

I'M ONNA DANCIN

PINK CLUB INK CLUB

I'm up drazeroi

lovers bathroom right on floor

Black lust heroed ball

Every mother why I fall

I've wicked of tennis

Of smallic you good tomb

O mama its causes

she's baby I'm gonna scre-

God what have done

Pink pwn uh dance at club

O Amma I'm just have fun

Stage in heels where I long

Down at the

PINK CLUB

I'M GONNA DANCE IT

PINK CLUB

I'M GONNA DANCE IT

WEST WOOD

I'M GONNA DANCE IT

PINK CLUB INK CLUB

Don't left you hind

Still love Tennessee

Always mind

Mom every say I can

Souther drawl Thousands gay

Aaaaa what have done?

Pink pwn uh dance at club

Oh Amma I just have fun

Stage in heels where I long down at the

PINK CLUB

I'M GONNA DANCE IT

PINK CLUB

I'M GONNA DANCE IT

WEST WOOD

I'M GONNA DANCE IT

PINK CLUB INK CLUB

Ayyyyayyyyaaayyyyaaaayyy

[ozempicofficial]

[shamebats]

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

[whineandcheese24]

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

[shamebats]

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[stomachforcrows]

Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

[teaboot]

When birds die and go to heaven do they get a second pair of wings or do they get to try out some other cool form of locomotion

[teaboot]

Does my mom's dead and virtuous cockateel get to have wheels like a tonka truck

[foldingfittedsheets]

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[zitongzi]

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

[aspiringsorceress]

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[battletoads]

[depsidase]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[pocblr]

LUPITA NYONG'O 📷 Instagram

[naranjapetrificada]

For some context missing from this post, these aren't just beautiful photos of Lupita posing with a basket of beautifully arranged fruit. There are 77 fruits of varying sizes in that basket, each representing one of her uterine fibroids.

She's been trying to raise awareness around uterine fibroids and the pain they cause, so stripping that context from these pictures seems wilder than usual. Sure you could go to her instagram to see more details, but how many people are gonna do that?

[naamahdarling]

The MRI on her Instagram post is absolutely unbelievable.

Fibroids and endometriosis are absolute demons from hell, they wreck lives and steal hopes and ambitions and I wish them a very happy fuck off forever.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[myleftpinkytoe]

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

[fruitcakebro]

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

[teaboot]

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺