Nightmare Unending

Just call me Jace. I like games, anime, and mtg. Feel free to shoot an ask or message about anything bois.

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[quasi-normalcy]

Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.

[femonologue]

Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.

[spacehussy]

#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[ruinedchildhood]

This is adorable 😩

[girl-trying-to-escape-reality]

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

Let’s get to know each other  

You’re perfect

I want you to notice me

Definite GF/BF material

I think you’re attractive 

 Let’s have a netflix and pizza night

I think of you sometimes

I have a crush on you 

I’m in love with you

 message me?

 Let’s travel somewhere

Coffee date?

 I wanna cuddle with you

 I’d kiss you

 your blog is perfect

 follow me please

 post a selfie

tell me what you think about me

give me a shoutout

I admire you

[pissvortex]

[dasebeleren]

You know the part of Ob Nixilis’s origin story where he finally kills everyone else on his home plane and his spark ignites due to the sheer absurdity of it all? That’s me every time I 100% a video game.

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[vanvert-deactivated20170804]

How in the hell???

[cyelatm]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[powerfulwizard]

[gobblechopstv]

[ithelpstodream]

omg 😂

[ithelpstodream]

omg 😂

[m86-deactivated20171116]

womenrespecter1234 said: drinking that respect women juice

womenrespecter1234 said: wheres my goth gf :-(

womenrespecter1234 said (in private): lemme see those thiddies girl and I wont take no for an answer! I literally will not understand rejection! I will also get real pissed and throw in a lot of slurs in my private account