I sometimes vanish from tumblr for a few days because I feel guilty I haven’t done all the requests I have and I am too ashamed to show myself here “oTL So you all get my Murdoc Sketches~
There are very important captions btw

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything
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#extradirty

Product Placement
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
todays bird

roma★
i don't do bad sauce passes

titsay
taylor price

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trying on a metaphor

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Misplaced Lens Cap

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I sometimes vanish from tumblr for a few days because I feel guilty I haven’t done all the requests I have and I am too ashamed to show myself here “oTL So you all get my Murdoc Sketches~
There are very important captions btw
These spot the difference games are getting harder and harder 🤔
Day 3 of 2dAce week is “Secrets”!
Went cliche with this one with secret relationship. Had a lot of fun poorly designing a fake magazine cover lmao
Bonus:
Ace: Hey, D, how many murdocs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Stuart, looking around: light bulb...? What light bulb?
Ace: no, stu its a joke-
Stuart getting off the couch: Now that I think about it, the one in the bathroom is starting to go out... Hold that thought, Ace
Ace: I think you’re missing the point.
After 60 years of dozing off and doing absolutely nothing, I’ve returned to my sanctuary. I don’t really have an excuse besides saying that I was dozing off in la la land for the couple past month, but I’m back in business baby! Forgive me for leaving you guys on hold- I’ve gained around 200 of you beautiful eggs *sobs* and I am here to nurture you with some good 2dace because that’s what I suspect you’re here for! So without any further ado, I present to you... a short story. Sit back, relax, and enjoy my shame.
Words: A good 800+ this time. Be proud of me.
Tags: 2dace, a buttload of gross smut. Lots of detail. With a pinch of fluff.
Rating: I’ve leveled up from gross to disgusting. Prepare to gag. Explicit to the fullest.
Ace is just happy to be here
Ace: two dee did you see me playing my bass!? Did you? Did you?? BECAUSE THAT WAS ME
Me too noodle
headcanon stu uses weird ass nicknames for dicks... like they’ll be doing the nasty and ace starts laughing his ass off bc stu called his dick his diddly dang
this reminds me of that one post about the person telling a joke in the middle of doing the do and the other person laughs with dirty bits in their mouth and now i have to find it and remake it
I MEANT SEX BUT THAT WAS SO PURE AND GOOD IM WEEPING
KSHDJBDND I HAD A FEELING SORRY
so here is what u asked for: ⚠️i’m on mobile and thus cant add the sensitive content warning or a read more so be careful!! nsfw content underneath this ⚠️
awkward as all hell lmao. like ace was about to pass out bc he never thought he’d meet his teenage celebrity crush let alone get him in bed, and 2d is equally as nervous bc he always thought ace was cute on tv and didn’t expect to ever fall for anyone again after paula but here was this hot guy about to bone him woo hoo
they decide that ace will top but ace is a virgin, but i’ll be damned if he would shatter his pride by admitting that so he just goes with it. for first time sex (and a little bit of power bottoming bdhddh) it’s actually not that bad
ALSO 2d realizes that if ace talks really deep and gravelly in his register that it turns him the hell on, so ace will growl and grunt and grumble sentences of praise in his ear and with his accent 2d melts right into him. the morning after 2d sucks him off as a repayment for the good sex and then they wind up goin for a round 2 in the shower before rehearsal
one day during sex ace says something that murdoc used to say sometimes and 2d starts to cry, so ace stops and calms 2d down and god im just. Ace helping 2d recover from trauma. (oh also 2d puts lipstick on when he sucks ace's dick)
i love seeing headcanons like this bc they’re all so pure and sweet,, ace would scoop him up into his arms right where they were and would cuddle him until he calmed down a little, and then he’d draw a bath and almost force him to relax lol. ace cares a lot for his blue boy(…….HELL yeah he tries to get all the way down to the base so he can leave a print behind, they tried all the colors of the rainbow once)
breaking news: two middle aged bandmates are really in love
hey look it’s ace!
appreciation post for 2Dace fics n authors ‼️
how the fic community managed to write such lovely pieces about a relationship between 2D, a developed character, and Ace, one with no real characterization at all, with depth and nuance is astounding. The work, thought, and pure talent put into each one of them with likable plots, different genres, and just an overall believable grasp on Ace as a character? I’m amazed. Kudos to us all! I am impressed and proud of every single one of you. 💙💚
(and feel free to leave your favorite 2dace fics in the tags, I love seeing which works are soon to become classics !!)
Long live 2dace!💚💙
I know I'm not the only one who's gonna really miss Ace and his Pinocchio nose 😔
Ace leaving..💔😪
video’s ready fuckers!!!
Noodle: my name is
Ace: ACE!
Noodle: I play the
Ace: BASS!
Noodle: I fucked
Ace: 2D!