Been a few days, but I’m back.
So, Where do I even start?
Our host has this one coworker that reminds me too much of Alex. It’s funny because even the little mannerisms are the same.
This guy drops one liners like it’s his entire job and life depends on it. Only reason I know this is because I’ve fronted a few too many times when Not Alex was around.
For example: Not Alex was about to go to on his lunch break, saw someone holding a box of spaghetti (or maybe he was holding it? Probably he was the one holding it.) and was like “That’s Im-pasta-ble! I can’t believe it’s lunch time.”
Alex (not coworker) has said stuff like that more than a few times. It got to a point where one of us kept a notebook around every time he dropped something like that. It was full in about a month’s time.
This ain’t me making fun of either of them, but all I’m saying is how many one liners can one man spew in the span of a day???
Anyway uh…Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Can I call it that? Tim talk?