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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

worst-roommates-ever

greelin

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

greelin

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

sheisraging

blessed

aloyhh

“you handled that so well” genuinely wtf was the other option

champagnemoon

(1983)

2016

2025

brinimacks

guys the future is so fucking teal 🥺

gregtom

k-simplex-deactivated20241001

Happy Pride

kyumo-02

i love samisa’s dynamic so bad

angelicdewdrop

ditzgrayson

when maggie stiefvater said "i miss knowing where i was going" hey maggie stiefvater why the fuck did you say that.

walkerrenee

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

jemcvrstairs

adam parrish never had a bad track. i will be your hands, i will be your eyes. lonesome. thanks for the straight teeth. a place made for leaving. i am unknowable. to feel awake when my eyes are open. with a dreamer. i was here, i exist, i'm alive because i bleed. there were two gods in this church. i am such a damaged thing. i'm awake. these eyes and hands are mine.