[raychillster]

note to self: you are an intelligent woman. forgive yourself for all the times you were stupid and naive. you are a woman of heart. forgive yourself for the times you were soft when you should have been hard.

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[phoebebyers]

i'm always really into something that requires an asterisk of **this used to be good but it got really bad at some point which i am aware of and acknowledge. also i have to be a little embarrassed about it

[utopians]

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[noxidae]

Enough fanfiction where a guy emotionally neglects his wife because he’s gay. We need more of guy emotionally neglects his wife and then emotionally neglects his boyfriend because he sucks

[junglejim4322]

How do you handle scrolling tumblr and just seeing nonstop disdain for men of any kind, multiple posts in a row, I dont know how much longer I can be here

Who gives a shit

[breakbeatbun]

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[girlnephew]

[jemcvrstairs]

they need to invent a way to work an early shift and still sleep in

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[submersero]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[delusionalemergency]

The core four from 9-1-1