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[flaptopfuture]

[tswwwit]

Any thoughts on Bill purring? Either as a way to out his real affections or as a way to annoy the shit out of Dipper?

I am 100% on the inhuman purring train for basically any character!

With Bill, though, purring when he's happy? Ah, he's always happy! Never a bad day for this guy! The world is his triangular oyster and an infinite party! The only reason he wouldn't be purring 24/7 is because he can't, obviously. Sure, he may have done it a few times way way back in the day, but that was an artifact of a different age in a boring dimension!

All this to say, the requirements for purring aren't just 'in a good mood'. Happy's one thing - but contentment is a different beast entirely. It requires calm. Being pleased with things! And of course, feeling safe.

So it is to Bill's immense surprise when one day, resting his head in his husband's lap and having his hair played with, that Dipper freezes up and asks what the fuck that rumbling sound is.

[fawfulydoo]

bird up

[fawfulydoo]

since this post went double platinum (no pun intended) and you all require more real bird chatot, have some more

[silverweed]

*scuttles toward you at a reasonable pace*

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[squeakitties]

dr. swirlyglasses oversizedlabcoatsleevestoolong will see you now

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[ravenclue-art]

Happy pride, cuties.

Hope everyone is doing well.

[shivroy]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[flaptopfuture]

christ that ai cartoon announcement is bleak. ai shoved on a character against the creator's wishes, an obvious KPDH cash in reecentered around a white girl but there's a side asian girl so it's totally not weird, and a show by an apparently previously anti-genai creator trying to make something for years that got a show greenlit in two months once it got "ai pipeline" slapped on it. save us indie studios, make all the gd plushies you want at this point

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[pokemon-cards-hourly]