flarebean's lemonade stand

ramble town except *dominus thrax lives here rent-free and i *keep yapping about him

[flarebean]

drifter what is that bizarre vermin. why does it look like. that

[tennotober2025_25-fauna]

[flarebean]

actually maybe i want to pin the silly. which means i need to unpin my organisation post.

[flarebean]

i think im getting better cause harrowing talk that sent me into some kind of spiral did not completely deplete my desire to find a way to do the things involved in the harrowing talk

[flarebean]

it's a bit mean to say but im really just waiting for my extra cult of the lamb followers to either do something interesting or. uh. die

like the chicken got the memo it went ahead to seduce nari. how they make it work i don't know one of them is a bird and the other is a cat

but other than that i need those poor suckers out of the way so i can start resurrecting my usual cast without feeling overwhelmed i miss them >:(

[flarebean]

not nari going 'hmm. do what you want with the kittens idc' and then immediately turning around to have a chat with one of them sobbing

[flarebean]

a BAD chat LMAOOOOOO

[flarebean]

not nari going 'hmm. do what you want with the kittens idc' and then immediately turning around to have a chat with one of them sobbing

[flarebean]

does english have any terms for 'killing someone indirectly' that catches the vibe better than 'killing someone indirectly' it's just such a bland phrasing. where's the violence? the beat of the drums? the rushing undercurrent? the howl of wolves you can't see? the birds taking flight? the scent of ozone? the taste of metal? something awful is about to strike, or has struck here, you just don't get to witness it.

anyway, this isn't about anything in particular :) haha

[flarebean]

i think it's time. lets follow a few more people

[flarebean]

ok thats enough

[flarebean]

i think it's time. lets follow a few more people

[flarebean]

too old to be cutesy too young to be wise reusing old oil to make some gross fries

[pukicho]

God just shut the fuck up

Sorry man, here have this

[flarebean]

i might put my permanent followers through a humanform process just to stretch my crusty ass character design skills i aint good at allat and want to be

so far ive got uhhh

pippone and their brother tippone

denight, my night owl

devoon, who does all my farming

tettone, who... kinda looks like teto. i didn't name them for it, i had a laugh when i realised

[flarebean]

got overwhelmed by the number of followers post-big-door and started just straight up giving them away like party favors. goodbye. never seeing you again. however i have reached the limit for giveaways. any further removals will have to be up close and personal, which means I'll probably just let the rest of the lot have a chance to age out.

[flarebean]

narinder got assigned to undertaker work but since most of the time there is no undertaker work to do ive been seeing them meander down to the kitchen to make the one bazillion berry bowls in the queue. have fun, i guess?

[flarebean]

got overwhelmed by the number of followers post-big-door and started just straight up giving them away like party favors. goodbye. never seeing you again. however i have reached the limit for giveaways. any further removals will have to be up close and personal, which means I'll probably just let the rest of the lot have a chance to age out.

[flarebean]

oh i guess i missed out on the rez scenes cause i didn't die in easy mode

ill catch em next time surely

[flarebean]

i kind of felt a bit bad for kallamar for a minute and then i remembered she tried to cast a plague on my followers. like nothing really happened because i went home and fed them one gazillion antibiotics but like. girl u gotta own up to it. dont pretend you doin nothin' yo

[flarebean]

if she wanted to beg for mercy, she should have done it when her siblings suggested atrocities, not when conses came calling to quence

[flarebean]

they generated narinder with the Lustful, Coward, and Gullible traits. surely it's not a preset? side-eyes the bazillion comics with the lamb bullying them while they're oblivious to their own tsundere nature

[flarebean]

other notes

if i wasnt on easy difficulty i think kallamar might have been harder than sh.. whats their name again. spider brain aneurysm. shamalar? no. shlamar? no. shamar? yknow what i dont remember whatever

bullet patterns go crazy in squidland.

narinder and the lil kittys also had some bullet circle yeets but uh, not as crazy i think.

nevertheless im very glad i chose to play on easy LMAO so i could actually finish the game in a timely fashion and get to see the lore and stuff

maybe I'll try another run on a harder difficulty with an eviller cult?

[flarebean]

oh i remember now. shamura

they were polite for the most part but im kinda miffed about the whole betrayal thing.

[flarebean]

poor pippone has been thru it

captured by cultists, rescued from cultists by other cultist(s), pestered cult leader enough with non-stupid requests to endear themselves to them, asked for their brother to be rescued, reunited with brother, dies of old age, was resurrected, became a disciple, was eaten by a zombie, was resurrected, summoned and brainwashed to attack the person they're a disciple of, decapitated via high velocity spinning double sided war axe, is resurrected, pulled into death's domain (not the same as dying), pushed out of death's domain,

and then went back to melting stacks of coins into lumps just fine. alright buddy. you do that.

[flarebean]

i kind of felt a bit bad for kallamar for a minute and then i remembered she tried to cast a plague on my followers. like nothing really happened because i went home and fed them one gazillion antibiotics but like. girl u gotta own up to it. dont pretend you doin nothin' yo

[flarebean]

if she wanted to beg for mercy, she should have done it when her siblings suggested atrocities, not when conses came calling to quence

[flarebean]

they generated narinder with the Lustful, Coward, and Gullible traits. surely it's not a preset? side-eyes the bazillion comics with the lamb bullying them while they're oblivious to their own tsundere nature

[flarebean]

other notes

if i wasnt on easy difficulty i think kallamar might have been harder than sh.. whats their name again. spider brain aneurysm. shamalar? no. shlamar? no. shamar? yknow what i dont remember whatever

bullet patterns go crazy in squidland.

narinder and the lil kittys also had some bullet circle yeets but uh, not as crazy i think.

nevertheless im very glad i chose to play on easy LMAO so i could actually finish the game in a timely fashion and get to see the lore and stuff

maybe I'll try another run on a harder difficulty with an eviller cult?

[flarebean]

oh i remember now. shamura

they were polite for the most part but im kinda miffed about the whole betrayal thing.

[flarebean]

i kind of felt a bit bad for kallamar for a minute and then i remembered she tried to cast a plague on my followers. like nothing really happened because i went home and fed them one gazillion antibiotics but like. girl u gotta own up to it. dont pretend you doin nothin' yo

[flarebean]

if she wanted to beg for mercy, she should have done it when her siblings suggested atrocities, not when conses came calling to quence

[flarebean]

they generated narinder with the Lustful, Coward, and Gullible traits. surely it's not a preset? side-eyes the bazillion comics with the lamb bullying them while they're oblivious to their own tsundere nature

[flarebean]

other notes

if i wasnt on easy difficulty i think kallamar might have been harder than sh.. whats their name again. spider brain aneurysm. shamalar? no. shlamar? no. shamar? yknow what i dont remember whatever

bullet patterns go crazy in squidland.

narinder and the lil kittys also had some bullet circle yeets but uh, not as crazy i think.

nevertheless im very glad i chose to play on easy LMAO so i could actually finish the game in a timely fashion and get to see the lore and stuff

maybe I'll try another run on a harder difficulty with an eviller cult?