Flashtress

Basically One Piece / ZoSan prompts, ideas and whatnot. You can also find me on AO3 and FF.net where I read occasionally. Feel free to use any of my prompts however you'd like, just please credit this blog and tag/pm me or whatever so I can see your work~♡ If you need more details, don't hesitate to contact me. Future plans: posting massive prompt lists once I figure out how to do it

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“This guy is a.. what do you call them? Fortune-teller? What a load of bullshit.”

Zoro’s friends forcefully bring him to the tent of a popular local medium to shake the bad luck off his shoulders or some shit. Obviously Zoro doesn't get the hype.

Sanji, the psychic in question, is not impressed.

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Zoro as a bus driver is a disaster. (Just saying) 

And Sanji, being one of the unlucky passengers, decides to give him a piece of his mind. 

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"Every fucking morning exactly at 6 am there's a standard alarm ringtone blasting behind the wall and my stupid neighbor's cursing following right after."

-Sanji. Silently cursing his neighbor Zoro in return for even being allowed to live on planet Earth. 

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"There's something stuck between my teeth. I know it's awkward.. but maybe you could help me out..?"

 -Sanji. Seeking Zoro's help.

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Sanji is a chef by day and a hitman by night killing however only rude and impolite people who deserved what was coming for them.

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I like to think that Zoro is Strawhats' hairstylist. He does it for Luffy, Usopp, even Sanji (sometimes). Robin and Nami don't need to, and Nami also won't let him. Chopper is out of the question. And Zoro cuts his hair himself.

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“What is he doing talking on the phone out there? What a weirdo.”

Sanji just came out of his house to water the flowers in his small garden, he certainly did not expect to see a stranger loitering near his fence and talking nonchalantly on the phone for good 10 minutes.

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"You sound a whole lot like someone I know.." 

Zoro and Sanji meet on the internet - being complete strangers - and start chatting. However, as it turns out later, they actually know each other in real life

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One person is chasing the other trying to scare him away so he won't bother his sister anymore with his ridiculous advances by literally threatening him using all his bulky and glaring appearance, while for the other person it seems like a poor but consistent attempt to pick him up. OR Sanji begins to suspect Zoro is bisexual, when each and every time he meets his sister Nami weird things occur

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"Your shitty dog is chasing my rare butterfly again!" "Keep your ugly dog away from my beauties." -Sanji to his annoying neighbor Zoro, whose dog always finds a way to sneak into his special backyard enclosure and disturb the tropical and threatened species of butterflies Sanji is raising

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They fell in love with the person sitting next to them on the amusement park attraction.

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“Confessing your love to a clown - ever heard anything more ridiculous?” -Sanji

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"Who would want a man who wants to die?" -Sanji 

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"There's nothing I can do for mankind" -Sanji

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You’re sitting at a cafe looking through the window while enjoying your drink, when all of a sudden you catch a stranger staring right into your eyes when passing by. Awkward.

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I thought about returning to One Piece again after a year long hiatus, but maybe I should think about it for a little bit more..

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Trying to start a series of 'OP fic finding help center' posts with fanfic summaries.

UPDATE: (a few days later) I found it!  Well, as it turns out, they are not exactly that kind of addicts 😅 and my memory got jumbled (A LOT), but whatever.. 😂 My summary is way too inaccurate now, but I’ll leave it for the sake of.. I don’t know.. future generations? I added the title and the link to the story, and also edited a few things. Fyi, this fic is not finished, as of right now. And a huge thank you goes to... my browser bookmarks *unenthusiastic cheer* It’s a powerful thing, I'm telling you! 😮 Please read the story if you’re interested! /END OF UPDATE

Title: You’re Regrettable Author: eagle9966 Fandom: One Piece Posted on: FF.net https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10451955/1/You-re-Regrettable Pairings: Zosan Possible length: at least 1-2 chapters  8 chapters + TBC Type: Modern AU My Summary (mostly inaccurate, I warned you): Sanji and Zoro are drug addicts who go through therapy/recovery. They meet on some kind of a group therapy session. (It's possible that Zoro is an alcohol addict) Zeff is pressuring Sanji into attending these therapy sessions. And Sanji is friends with Ace. 

Note: I dropped it on chapter 1 or 2, most likely 2 - 3 years ago. So it may not exist anymore. I'm going through my browser bookmarks, but it seems hopeless. Yes, I didn't even finish it at the time (probably got distracted) and now it got randomly stuck in my head and won't leave me be. 

Any suggestions are welcome!