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started drinking a obscene amount of ice coffee on this vacation after never drinking it before… i might like coffee finally…

abrttwo

started drinking

flashybusinessman43

Hey, me too!

failboatl03

Sasha Pink I am going to poison your drink because I am bored.

flashybusinessman43

Aw :(

#sasha sad

pow3rweb

started drinking a obscene amount of ice coffee on this vacation after never drinking it before… i might like coffee finally…

started drinking

Hey, me too!

*walks out of the bathroom*

wooooh. heh. now THAT was a stinker.

hey man do you got a plunger around somewhere? um. lets just say that i, might be needing one of those. yknow. because i CLOGGED the toilet. i clogged your toilet.

*looks around*

wow this is a nice place you have, it's kinda weird that this is the only bathroom you have.

*walks into the bar*

and a bar? wow. just wow. someone should murder you. haha. just a joke. but i might.

my name? it's michael d mice.

*walks away*

*watches michael leave the house*

interesting…

*walks over to the bathroom to peep the warzone and opens the door*

WHEW *cough cough* that one really is a stinker! that mice guy did a number on that toilet…

well… atleast it’s not as bad as what that Sasha fella

did last year HOO BOY cleaning that up took WEEKS!

*walks over to the toilet to plunge it* damn *cough cough* this is actually worse than I thought…

i-

i think i’m gonna f-

*passes out, head bouncing off the rim of the toilet on the way down*

detectivenavis

*opens my navis journal*

*softly* man. I just simply love writing in my navis journal...

*heard a loud thump from another room*

w w w w w w w what was that?

*cautiously walks to the bathroom*

*I gently open the door*

W W W W W W W WHAT THE NAVIS !?

oh no oh no. oh man. this is bad.

failboat has b b b b b b been on the floor unconscious!!

and there p p p p pp p pp pp p pp POOP EVERYWHERE!!!

oh man what am I gonna do?

*thinks using big detective brain*

of course! I'll go get the MASTER OF POOP! he'll know what to do!

*I run out of the bathroom and make my way upstairs*

*on my way I push carina to the floor. she wasn't in my way I just felt like doing that*

*once I make it up I bang on @flashybusinessman43's door*

SASHA! OH GREAT MASTER OF POOP SASHA!! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!

flashybusinessman43

*walks up to the door*

Oh my goodness Navis, what seems to be th- Is that Carina on the floor?

Dude I

I don't think she's moving

flashybusinessman43

SASHA TAG YOUR GODDAMN SPOILERS

how about you take a has been look

funthirtythreethirty

ok nvm then but that actually scared me since there's real leaks going around lmao

flashybusinessman43

So I heard lol yeah, somehow haven't seen a single actual one so far

SASHA TAG YOUR GODDAMN SPOILERS

how about you take a has been look

#sashask pink #sasha's requiem

how could you completely delete him?

#sashask pink

Welp, me pooping was NOT on my 2026 checklist.

#MePooping

Sasha..........

That's.... That's me.... That's me....!! That's me....!!!!!

#sashask pink

*BURRRRRPPPP* oughhhh that was a big one

Oho! That was a big one, er... wait... who's there? I could swear I heard someone... no, never mind

#sashask pink

Sasha! are you excited for divergence 2, coming out tomorrow

Oh my goodness, I can't wait Abrttwo! I wonder if this time, I'll be there and they'll reveal my secret daughter...

#sashask pink

[FHBM ENDING SPOILERS]

Hello, this is Sasha Pink, correct? I'm sure you'd recognise me, I was Failboat's secretary back in the day. Hope your evening has been going well, in spite of… recent events.

I first learned of what had transpired at Manor Michaud this morning, on the news. It was quite a shock, to say the least. To think Mice would go to such lengths to ensure that all the money would become his… and Failboat, bless his soul, being the victim of something he never truly deserved… he was a pretty decent boss, I must say.

If only I'd known that that liquidation document could be manipulated in such a way, I would've asked for an immediate rephrasing and several additions to the terms and conditions. But it's a bit too late for that, I suppose. Be sure to send my condolences to everyone else who was affected by this incident (minus Mice, of course, and especially Wincar). I'm sure that this has been quite an… arc for them.

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(Side note: I still remember those terrible jokes you kept making when you noticed that I subconsciously started using the word "fun" to describe things more often… And if you're wondering, yes, this has permanently affected my speech patterns. Thanks a lot.)

Holy balls I did not check my "Tundler Askbox" in four months, sorry miss Failboat's secretary. Don't worry about what happened, it is unfortunate and all, but... At least, it allowed me to make some... new acquaintances... at Manor Michaud... You could say that, some mistakes...turn into miracles...

#sashask pink #I still miss my wife though