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@detectivenavis
there shouldd be a secxy lump contest
No. Everyone would vote for you anyway, it wouldn't be fare.
what abt lump 2? and red lump? and yellow lump? and green lump 4?
...what???
and dont forgettabout blue lump journal!!
INTERESTING.........
*walks out of the bathroom*
wooooh. heh. now THAT was a stinker.
hey man do you got a plunger around somewhere? um. lets just say that i, might be needing one of those. yknow. because i CLOGGED the toilet. i clogged your toilet.
*looks around*
wow this is a nice place you have, it's kinda weird that this is the only bathroom you have.
*walks into the bar*
and a bar? wow. just wow. someone should murder you. haha. just a joke. but i might.
my name? it's michael d mice.
*walks away*
*watches michael leave the house*
interesting…
*walks over to the bathroom to peep the warzone and opens the door*
WHEW *cough cough* that one really is a stinker! that mice guy did a number on that toilet…
well… atleast it’s not as bad as what that Sasha fella
did last year HOO BOY cleaning that up took WEEKS!
*walks over to the toilet to plunge it* damn *cough cough* this is actually worse than I thought…
i-
i think i’m gonna f-
*passes out, head bouncing off the rim of the toilet on the way down*
*opens my navis journal*
*softly* man. I just simply love writing in my navis journal...
*heard a loud thump from another room*
w w w w w w w what was that?
*cautiously walks to the bathroom*
*I gently open the door*
W W W W W W W WHAT THE NAVIS !?
oh no oh no. oh man. this is bad.
failboat has b b b b b b been on the floor unconscious!!
and there p p p p pp p pp pp p pp POOP EVERYWHERE!!!
oh man what am I gonna do?
*thinks using big detective brain*
of course! I'll go get the MASTER OF POOP! he'll know what to do!
*I run out of the bathroom and make my way upstairs*
*on my way I push carina to the floor. she wasn't in my way I just felt like doing that*
*once I make it up I bang on @flashybusinessman43's door*
SASHA! OH GREAT MASTER OF POOP SASHA!! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!
for the record when abrttwo makes this joke i did it first
how peculiar....... I better write this down
FUCKKKKKKKK I DONT KNOWWWWWWW
pretend this is reblogging @flashybusinessman43 's post
this happened like right after he got back from prison
idk why he did that
another mad scientist enters his life
who was the first
you cannot be serious
I'm Detective Navis!
abrttwo: hi
fun30330: hi abrttwo you're such a good pal
gunk reaper: *looks*
fun30330 (inner monologue): I haven't played FGORP in a while... Oh, how I miss playing FGORP... Maybe I should redownload roblox so I can play more FGORP
navis: I gotta solve this murder!
I'm gonna has been do it.
I don't wanna open my journal today.
rapper failboat
is Navis' full legal name Navis Atychi
uhhhh fuckkkkkkk I don't knowww
@malrightnao help me out here
*Presses [X] to open my journal*
is c!Bagel's full legal name Bagel Bandit
you guys gotta get better questions
genuine shower thought I had
ok but what would be considered a "better question"
idk the question about the Denny's 2 girl was better
do they have a name
(they have the name "sam" in their speech bubble but i think thats just whoevers playing them and im not counting it as their name until i get it confirmed)
Sam is the name of my real life sister. She had a switch with Animal Crossing on it and hadn't touched it since like the week the game came out. I was controlling this character alongside bagel.
Was going to reset the island to get a new name, but I wasn't gonna be an asshole and just nuke my sisters island without telling her, so I just kept the name and hoped nobody would pay any mind (since y'know the mastermind of this whole thing is called fucking "bagel").
By the time Eyea Lore 4 came around, she didn't even use the switch anymore and probably forgot it even existed, so I just took it as an extra, and that's how I got the blank bagelville island.
Woo, tangent. Anyways I never had a name in mind for this character since she was just supposed to be one of the other employees at Denny's 2 if I remember correctly. See I kinda count Eyea Lore 2 as filler because it lowkey sucked and didn't really contribute much to the narrative at all, except for the Eyea and Pog thing which was all Fail's doing after the visit.
So yeah I wouldn't say it's Sam since that's my sister, but I don't got anything else to go off of. Let's call her "pancake", I think that's a fun name that plays off of "bagel" and the whole Denny's thing.
Yeah ok there u go her canon name is Pancake write this down on the wiki.
yeahhh i assumed sam was just the name of the account and not the character
anyways PANCAKE BEST CHARACTER FROM THE EYEA ARC THEY DESERVED BETTER THAN C!BAGEL'S BULLSHIT
we should have a bit in the lore video where we absolutely glaze pancake to contrast with the c!bagel slander
YESSSSSSSSSSS
ALSO BAGEL WHAT PRONOUNS DOES PANCKAE USE
dawg idk not enough women in eyea lore let's go she/her
ELEVEN WOMEN!!!!
WE GOT ELEVEN WOMEN IN FAILBOAT LORE NOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm detective navis!
Do you know this SFX? #1375
I know where it's from
It sounds familiar
I've never heard this
@detectivenavis
I KNOW THIS ONE! I KNOW THIS ONE! I KNOW THIS ONE!
my current tomodachi experience:
I made some of my ocs
and then it went downhill from there
looks like we have a couple of potential KILLERS on our hands... I'd better press [X] to write this down in my journal. *Presses X to open my journal*
to anyone who cares
the research paper did not kick my ass, I KICKED ITS ASS WITH 5 PAGES OF PURE DETECTIVE BULLSHIT
you know what else has papers? my journal! I should press X to write this down...
Welp, me pooping was NOT on my 2026 checklist.
oh my poopness Sasha! thank you for sharing this spectacular moment with us.
you wouldn't mind if I wrote this down in my journal, would you?
*Presses X in anticipation*
and I'm Lump!
OH MY lumpness! I cannot believe it!
Please sign my journal!
*Presses X to open it and faces it your direction. There's a hopeful glimmer in my eyes."
*Without hesitation, Lump chomps the journal and scurries off with it in her teeth.*
hello I'm abrttwo
GET OUT
oh wise bagelbandit can you please help me identify this drink.....
