navis h. beenmurdered

I'm Detective Navis from the video game!

[detectivenavis]

FUCKKKKKKKK I DONT KNOWWWWWWW

[abrtq]

pretend this is reblogging @flashybusinessman43 's post

[detectivenavis]

this happened like right after he got back from prison

idk why he did that

[k0riekat]

another mad scientist enters his life

[abrttwo]

who was the first

[funthirtythreethirty]

you cannot be serious

[detectivenavis]

I'm Detective Navis!

[abrttwo]

abrttwo: hi

[malrightnao]

fun30330: hi abrttwo you're such a good pal

[abrttwo]

gunk reaper: *looks*

[malrightnao]

fun30330 (inner monologue): I haven't played FGORP in a while... Oh, how I miss playing FGORP... Maybe I should redownload roblox so I can play more FGORP

[detectivenavis]

navis: I gotta solve this murder!

[detectivenavis]

I'm gonna has been do it.

[detectivenavis]

I don't wanna open my journal today.

[detectivenavis]

rapper failboat

[detectivenavis]

is Navis' full legal name Navis Atychi

uhhhh fuckkkkkkk I don't knowww

@malrightnao help me out here

*Presses [X] to open my journal*

[abrttwo]

is c!Bagel's full legal name Bagel Bandit

you guys gotta get better questions

[funthirtythreethirty]

genuine shower thought I had

[funthirtythreethirty]

ok but what would be considered a "better question"

[detectivenavis]

idk the question about the Denny's 2 girl was better

[abrttwo]

do they have a name

(they have the name "sam" in their speech bubble but i think thats just whoevers playing them and im not counting it as their name until i get it confirmed)

Sam is the name of my real life sister. She had a switch with Animal Crossing on it and hadn't touched it since like the week the game came out. I was controlling this character alongside bagel.

Was going to reset the island to get a new name, but I wasn't gonna be an asshole and just nuke my sisters island without telling her, so I just kept the name and hoped nobody would pay any mind (since y'know the mastermind of this whole thing is called fucking "bagel").

By the time Eyea Lore 4 came around, she didn't even use the switch anymore and probably forgot it even existed, so I just took it as an extra, and that's how I got the blank bagelville island.

Woo, tangent. Anyways I never had a name in mind for this character since she was just supposed to be one of the other employees at Denny's 2 if I remember correctly. See I kinda count Eyea Lore 2 as filler because it lowkey sucked and didn't really contribute much to the narrative at all, except for the Eyea and Pog thing which was all Fail's doing after the visit.

So yeah I wouldn't say it's Sam since that's my sister, but I don't got anything else to go off of. Let's call her "pancake", I think that's a fun name that plays off of "bagel" and the whole Denny's thing.

Yeah ok there u go her canon name is Pancake write this down on the wiki.

[atomic-1diot]

yeahhh i assumed sam was just the name of the account and not the character

anyways PANCAKE BEST CHARACTER FROM THE EYEA ARC THEY DESERVED BETTER THAN C!BAGEL'S BULLSHIT

[funthirtythreethirty]

we should have a bit in the lore video where we absolutely glaze pancake to contrast with the c!bagel slander

[atomic-1diot]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

ALSO BAGEL WHAT PRONOUNS DOES PANCKAE USE

[abrttwo]

dawg idk not enough women in eyea lore let's go she/her

[atomic-1diot]

ELEVEN WOMEN!!!!

[funthirtythreethirty]

WE GOT ELEVEN WOMEN IN FAILBOAT LORE NOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[detectivenavis]

I'm detective navis!

[dyktvideogamesfx]

Visit Original Link

Do you know this SFX? #1375

I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

Voting ended onApr 2

[funthirtythreethirty]

@detectivenavis

[detectivenavis]

I KNOW THIS ONE! I KNOW THIS ONE! I KNOW THIS ONE!

[funthirtythreethirty]

my current tomodachi experience:

I made some of my ocs

and then it went downhill from there

[detectivenavis]

looks like we have a couple of potential KILLERS on our hands... I'd better press [X] to write this down in my journal. *Presses X to open my journal*

[pow3rweb]

to anyone who cares

the research paper did not kick my ass, I KICKED ITS ASS WITH 5 PAGES OF PURE DETECTIVE BULLSHIT

[detectivenavis]

you know what else has papers? my journal! I should press X to write this down...

[flashybusinessman43]

Welp, me pooping was NOT on my 2026 checklist.

[detectivenavis]

oh my poopness Sasha! thank you for sharing this spectacular moment with us.

you wouldn't mind if I wrote this down in my journal, would you?

*Presses X in anticipation*

[your-best-lumpmare]

and I'm Lump!

[detectivenavis]

OH MY lumpness! I cannot believe it!

Please sign my journal!

*Presses X to open it and faces it your direction. There's a hopeful glimmer in my eyes."

[your-best-lumpmare]

*Without hesitation, Lump chomps the journal and scurries off with it in her teeth.*

[abrttwo]

hello I'm abrttwo

[bagelbandit087]

GET OUT

[detectivenavis]

oh wise bagelbandit can you please help me identify this drink.....

[flashybusinessman43]

Welp, me pooping was NOT on my 2026 checklist.

[detectivenavis]

oh my poopness Sasha! thank you for sharing this spectacular moment with us.

you wouldn't mind if I wrote this down in my journal, would you?

*Presses X in anticipation*

[your-best-lumpmare]

and I'm Lump!

[detectivenavis]

OH MY lumpness! I cannot believe it!

Please sign my journal!

*Presses X to open it and faces it your direction. There's a hopeful glimmer in my eyes."

[flashybusinessman43]

Welp, me pooping was NOT on my 2026 checklist.

[detectivenavis]

oh my poopness Sasha! thank you for sharing this spectacular moment with us.

you wouldn't mind if I wrote this down in my journal, would you?

*Presses X in anticipation*

[pow3rweb]

i never thought i would get the chance to bring both of my friend groups together but i did it

thank you to everyone :)

[detectivenavis]

Ah! It's a shame that Detective Navis forgot about your birthday... I'll make sure to write it in my journal so I don't forget next time.

Happy Birthday!

*Presses [X] to open my journal*