[shopkeeper]

if your water breaks… i will fix it.

[shopkeeper]

no... i will be the best wife wolf... nothing stands in my way anymore...

[femmenietzsche]

i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry

No, not that I saw.

[femmenietzsche]

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Right, that's pretty much what I've been saying.

[miggylol]

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Are you still buying the house?

🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!

😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.

😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.

😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.

❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

[a-wizards-kiss]

Apparently my type is tired looking, thicc, bearded men

[norseminuteman]

[korbly]

Visit Original Link

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

[niginithechaoticbicon]

I should be banned from using photoshop I think

[3000s]

theyre talking about us again

[anactualmoon]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

[apas-95]

why were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸

[arirna]

[doubleca5t]

trans girl who gets gender euphoria from being allowed to take vows as a nun

[redstonedust]

anyone else go from an "omg yaoi o///o" kid to a "yaoi is a fetishizing genre repackaging gay love in a way that caters to problematic cishet women" teen to a "have a merry yaoi christmas everybody" adult

[redstonedust]

#yes its called being transmasc

happy yaoi christmas to all observing transmascs

[charlesoberonn]

Logical brain: ‘mcyt’ is ‘minecraft youtube’

The rest of my brain: My Chemical Whitey

[flatlinesu]

Also my brain: muck yeet ,,

[1percentcharge]

guy who says grace before he does cocaine in a bathroom

[homosexualisopod]

Goncharov

[1percentcharge]

Yeah sure. This is a goncharov post now

[brick-in-hand-deactivated202307]

to those who missed the original livestream this has the whole show in it in HD

[transmechanicus]

When Trent Reznor said “I wanna fuck you like an animal” what animal do you think he had in mind, wrong answers only

[flatlinesu]

The next lyric is "I wanna feel you from the inside" so I think

Tapeworm