Chiefest And Greatest Calamity @flatterymightkeepyoualive-blog - Tumblr Blog

Due to a series of rather unfortunate events I will not be roleplaying on Tumblr for quite a while. I’ll be on hiatus until I get a laptop again, and possibly a little after that. But if anyone wishes to continue roleplaying through Skype, I would be more than happy to do so. So if you’re interested message me for my Skype.

#outofgold #indefinite hiatus #skype roleplay

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“Tyrant Lizard King”

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Casual reminder to all my partners;

I am not fast.

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reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, or a very powerful and rich dragon whose very name strikes fear into the hearts of all who hear it

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thebabyanimals

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feeling down? you need this baby animal blog in your life!

#Smaug likes

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#fc

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Sir Christopher ‘Metal as Fuck’ Lee - Rest In Peace, you blood-sucking, Golden Gun handling, light saber wielding Sith-lord, and White Wizard of Orthanc!

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#this just makes me want a tiny Smaug verse #someone stop me it might happen #Smaug likes

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Like or Reblog if You RolePlay as A Tolkien Character

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"Perhaps if you did not nurse that reputation for eating those that serve you, then you would not have that problem.“

He heard all manner of excuses that it wasn’t difficult for him to find loopholes in what he was told. Whether Smaug’s words were true or not mattered little. He would have nothing to do with the firedrake, but he was also no fool. He knew that to antagonize the dragon was unwise, and he had no plans of seeing his kingdom turned to ash and dust. So as much as he hated the idea, he would at least oblige the dragon his conversation, at least as much as he could.

"A conversation? And what would we talk about, pray tell? I can hardly imagine a topic that we would have a common affinity for.”

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The dragon chuckled, nodding his head. “That’s true... but honestly, I find consumption to be a much kinder fate than forcing them to wear the sort of garb you clothe your servants in.” After a low, booming laughter Smaug shrugged. “But we digress.” Smaug inhaled deeply, puffing out a few large, thick smoke rings and blowing them into the little elf king’s face. In finishing he grinned cheekily, smoothing a hand down his coat buttons. “You say we have nothing in common, and I understand why one would come to that conclusion- I, however, find that I must disagree. After all, can you truthfully tell me you have no interest in jewels or gold? You shouldn’t even attempt it. I can smell the little treasures on you. That’s something we have a common affinity for, wouldn’t you say?”

#lordofelves