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@flattestassbracket
WELCOME FLAT ASSERS
TO THE 2023 WHO HAS THE FLATTEST ASS TUMBLR POLL!!!!
HERE, THE MOST FLAT AS A BOARD CONTESTERS WILL BE DUKING IT OUT IN A 32 SPACE BRACKET TO SEE JUST WHO HAS THE FLATTEST, MOST NONEXISTENT ASS!!!!!!
LAST ROUND UP SOON
INSPIRED BY BLOGS LIKE @mad-scientist-showdown , @swaglesscompetition , ECT
lilac and azure!
Lilac: Funniest Submission?
Some of my top faves include:
But my number one is someone who submitted Sprig, and their reason why was just a link to this gif
Azure: Some Inspirations?
I'm in a server with the people running @graveyard-gambit-tournament & @obscure-skirmish, so seeing them talk about their polls helped inspire me! Also. Campaigning for Cha Cha Slide to win @flattestassbracket was what finally made me start a poll of my own so. Lmao. Most of the brackets I started following, I did after I started this one, so also shout out to @ultimate-rat-bracket @vg-soundtrack-showdown @orangecharactersmackdown @girlfailure-bracket and @divine-swag-summit!
So glad we could do our part
CONGRADULATIONS TO HANK HILL FOR HAVING THE FLATTEST ASS!!!!!!!!! AND CONGRATS TO OUR RUNNER UPS KLAIVER GAVIN AND HARROWHARK!!!!!!!
Also I'm not home rn I'll make the announcement post on Wednesday
That eeaao post was supposed to be on my main but it's a good movie so I'm not gonna delete it
Congratulations Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniels on 11 nominations and winning 7 awards at the 95th Academy Awards!
It was voter fraud
FINAL ROUND
HANK HILL (KING OF THE HILL) VS. KLAIVER GAVIN (ACE ATTORNEY)
WHO!!! IS!!! FLATTER?!?!?!
HANK HILL
KLAIVER GAVIN
WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT CHIP HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED FROM THE COMPETITION DUE TO UNFAIR PRACTICIES EMPLOYED BY SOME OF OUR VOTERS. VERY SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAS ROOTING FOR HIM.
Something very funny to me about this. Call and response
SEMIFINALS ROUND 2
HANK HILL VS. HARROWHARK NONAGESIMUS
WHOS FLATTER
HANK HILL
HARROWHARK NONAGESUMUS
SEMIFINALS ROUND 1
KLAIVER GAVIN VS. VASH THE STAMPEDE VS. CHIP
WHOS FLATTER
KLAIVER GAVIN
VASH THE STAMPEDE
CHIP
REVIVAL ROUND
CHIP (JRWI) VS. CHA CHA SLIDE (CPUK)
WHOS FLATTER
CHIP
CHA CHA SLIDE
R3 ROUND FOUR
KLAIVER GAVIN (ACE ATTORNEY) VS. SOLLUX CAPTOR (HOMESTUCK)
WHOS FLATTER
KLAIVER GAVIN
SOLLUX CAPTOR
R3 ROUND THREE
SOLDIER (TF2) VS. VASH THE STAMPEDE (TRIGUN)
WHOS FLATTER
SOLDIER
VASH
R3 ROUND TWO
RUNG (TRANSFORMERS) VS. HANK KILL (KING OF THE HILL)
WHOS FLATTER
RUNG
HANK HILL
R3 ROUND ONE
JOHNATHAN SIMS (THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES) VS HARROWHARK NONAGESIMUS
WHOS FLATTER
JOHNATHAN SIMS
HARROWHARK NONAGESIMUS
