[talkingheadsfan]

opened up twitch for a second and gasped at what greeted me

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[slopforhogs]

Japanese wild boar (Sus scrofa ssp. leucomystax) with leucism

Captured by Kyoko Horiuchi

(x)

[botanicalcircuitry]

[proteusolm]

bitework with my miniature american pitbull terrier

[harsh-noise]

[amygdalae]

Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

[snailscorn3r]

[smumjii1]

[menkoy]

Me having sex after 10 years of playing WoW: i need you to wear these giant shoulderpads Her: why? Me: please

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[dragongirlsnout]

When you drink a minuscule amount of alcohol and still get absolutely wasted: Night of the Hog

When you drink a ton and yet feel nothing out of the ordinary: Night of the Wolf

[dragongirlsnout]

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I'm somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

[saucefunk]

house of leaves poster because i adore this book

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

[ryebreadedd]

made a goldfish mii and got obsessed with her, her name is goldie and her goals in life are a hotdog with large drink

[theehorsepusssy]