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i think if you have mommy issues they should let you into masquerade for free

#it's like exposure therapy #exposing you to a guy who had the same issues and turned out terrible #a cautionary tale sort of yes?#idk i havent seen masquerade thats what i need the pity ticket for #phantom of the opera #masquerade nyc

#typed out a My Life meta rant in the tags because your local flea is going through trials and tribulations right now but thankfully #i remembered that i must remain unknown to the world or else i will spontaneously light on fire due to my deadly vulnerability allergy #so heres a dead peter griffin and cherik combo deal instead <3 #and well thats what it feels like #phantom of the opera

girltw1nk

stay at home castrato

transgenderphantom

i think the reason christine was friendzoning erik for so long is because he was gay

extension: she thought he and the daroga were together

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

#mine does not border of humiliating it's actually listed under the dictionary definition of humiliation in the “examples” section #reason 1 as to why i havent posted much poto fic despite the gazillion documents that lie in my google drive #my attic wives aka my too revealing phantom of the opera unposted fic from when i was 14 and catholic and didn't know if i was gay yet

lonlonranching

much to think about……… reverse age gap rikstine…………….. yess hm yes

lonlonranching

i’m just thinking………. imagine you’re never loved as a kid so you missed out on this huge sense of maternal validation throughout the first 20 years of your life and then you meet A HOT MILF but you also have no semblance of any sort of emotional intelligence bc your general “normal life experience milestones” batting average is entirely nonexistent so the hottest 30 something year old you’ve ever seen is simultaneously mama but also youre parasocial internet girlfriend you’re catfishing but to HER youre her weed-induced psychosis comfort hat man until you’re not and she’s like fucccck he’s not only emotionally underdeveloped but he’s emotionally undeveloped bc he’s MORE THAN TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME AND WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS 4 MONTH STUDY ABROAD IN PERSIA THAT “changed him fundamentally” AS A PERSON FUCCCCXXXK I CANT DO THIS all the while you’re streaming roblox on tiktok live

#that was me in college so im sad and appalled to say i understand him and his sticky fingered neglected roblox kid green aura with flies