[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[vile-images]

[thememedaddy]

[chryza]

Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, seeing my dogs that live in my house and who constantly follow me around: WHAT FTRANGEAND MYFTERIOUF BEAFTF ARE THEFE?? WHAT MANNER OF CREATUREF ARE YOU, TO APPROACH FO FWIFT AND BOLD?

Dogs: oh god they're doing it again.

[webparteez]

🫂🤍 I LOVE MY COMPUTER! 🤍🫂

[octoberloved]

[enki2]

[fucxingcuties]

The Woodchuck by Sam Pink 

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

people saying white rice is a harmful carb.. they could never make me hate you my beautiful princess..

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

if white rice has a million fans, i am one of them. if white rice has ten fans, i am one of them. if white rice has only one fan, then that is me. if white rice has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against white rice, i am against the world. I love #white rice till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of white rice. Hit Like if you think white rice Best food & Good in the world

[sunshine-tattoo]

white rice has literally fed the world for thousands of years put some respect on her name

[craftingcreatures]

So I was watching a video on ptarmigans and it was mentioned that they dig burrows in the snow for shelter and protection. Which, cool! Burrowing bird! Then they showed this picture and

It's perfect

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[important-animal-images]

[mansand]

twisting him into exquisite shapes

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[shinysoroka]

I still vividly remember sitting at a bus stop downtown scrolling through endless Tumblr discourse about kink at Pride and whether leather daddies were appropriate. To my left, there was a giant ad that took up the whole side of the bus stop advertising a bag collection for some high-end brand. It was a black and white shot of a model who was completely nude, sitting on a chair, her legs spread wide open while she clutched a bag in front of her crotch and positioned her arms in just the right way to cover her nipples.

Nobody even batted an eye. No discourse was made about this. Life just went on.

[viralfrog]

[kyrathor]

However did they manage to do that while having to control their entire legs and body?

[lovertm]

body paintings by anahitacreates

[escuerzoresucitado]