I'm smart I swear

Call me Flesh, Mr Tree was my father.

[gerardwaygooner67]

Bullets: I'm dead

Revenge: You're dead

The Black Parade: We're all dead

Danger Days: ONE THING I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT🔥🔥🔥

[kropotkindersurprise]

[sarkopterygia]

[romancebullets]

the fact that it’s a real dagger on stage is really hot. kinda scary but that makes it more hot

[romancebullets]

like we had her dragging the very real dagger down her neck. the indentation of it in her skin. Penis explosion

[gerardwayjigglephysics]

it's really really really hot

[samaraxmorgan]

Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

[el-vacio-heart-emoji]

just came back from an odyssey.

going to buy take-out during the world cup final in a spanish city center.

[deep-state-partisan]

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[kushblazer666]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[queer-as-city-folk]

Wonder bread guy in my inbox

[enki2]

[fujodotcom]

benedict cumberbatch in a gay nightclub bathroom in the new madonna mv. don’t piss me off go be in a gay nightclub bathroom in the new sherlock s5. girl whatever

[abalidoth]

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

[bobdylanyaoi]

hole is so fucking good. im talking about the band in this post but feel free to have your own interpretations of my work

[flesh-tree]

maybe a tad selfish but one of the reasons I’m locking in on getting published this summer instead of doing my big project is that in September I start teaching a creative writing class. When I was the age these kids are I desperately wanted to be an author, but every adult in my life told me it was an impossible dream and that nobody can do it unless they’re willing to stop loving it. I think that it would save a kid as pessimistic as I was a great deal of hardship for a real person who they can talk to to say “it’s difficult but if you work really hard and never stop caring you can do it” instead of making it seem like a death sentence