“Sky High” Sentence Starters
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You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad. Wearingtights.
I know every kid thinks his dad is invincible — and I nearly am.
But who knows? Maybe next time I punch a meteor hurtling toward the earth, I’ll be the one that shatters into a million pieces.
I noticed you had some recyclables in the trash. I took the liberty of moving them for you.
You hungry? I’ve got plenty of eggs, bacon…
You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently, they don’t like being eaten.
It seems evil has struck our morning commute…
Now, I know it’s just our first day, but I already can’t wait to graduate and start saving mankind. And womankind. And animalkind.
What is humiliating him in front of the entire class going to prove?
Yeah, well, if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.
The kids who get, uh, bitten by radioactive insects or fall into a vat of toxic waste, their powers usually show up the next day. Or… they die.
Oh, come on. When I was his age I could put a truck on my shoulders.
We can’t change who he is. Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.
Look, whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us.
I say, if you ever cross me again, I’ll roast you alive.
You want me to heat that up for you?
You’re not supposed to use your powers outside of school!
I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.
I’m a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Wow. All I can do is… punch stuff.
You know what I think? To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
Wow. That is really deep.
Yeah. And your lucky numbers are four, sixteen, five, and forty-nine.
You’re not that boy with the six arms, are you?
What if I told you she’s not just a twin, she’s an evil twin?
Please? I promise I’ll make this as painless as possible.
You’re on! If they beat you in “Save the Citizen”, you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year.
Yeah! And if he loses, you can dunk their head in the toilet every day till graduation.
Guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won “Save the Citizen”, and those guys are undefeated!
Dude, you’re so stupid. She’s totally into you.
Yeah. You must’ve been a real jerk. ‘Cause no matter what I do, I can’t get them tostop talking to me.
People make mistakes. That’s what high school’s about. Heck, that’s what life’sabout! The key is to learn from them.
I hope my friends see it that way.
If someone is a true friend, you’d be surprised how understanding they can be.
Do you honestly think you can kill me with that toy gun of yours?
Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.
What a waste. I can’t do anything more for you. I’m not Wonder Woman, you know.
So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend.
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