Dark Star

Flint Beaumont. I may not be the best person in the world... But I've met worse. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

[fcklavender]

People think I’m named after the character from Harry Potter, but honesty do I look young enough for people to think that? Good idea, don’t get any boats. 

[flintbeaumont]

Bit too old for that... No one gets my name. They just think my mom liked rocks.

[kailiani-mahelona-deactivated20]

Yeah; those who are preoccupied with T-Rex dick and those who a preoccupied with bed.

[flintbeaumont]

You see right through me.

[lessthanmacyalexis]

I like to cook, so breakfast isn’t a issue. Usually I don’t hang around for coffee

[flintbeaumont]

I don't, but I do anyway... But I'm a coffee addict... And I definitely deserve coffee.

[idklogangarcia-deactivated20150]

I cannot believe that without proof. You don’t even look like you could take candy from a baby.

[flintbeaumont]

How do you think I get away with it?

[olliexwatson]

Only until recently? Do you mind if I ask… Because, I mean, I’m sure my boss wouldn’t mind letting you come in to help out from time to time if you really wanted. Or needed a bit of extra cash, I suppose.

[flintbeaumont]

As much as I need the money I know fate isn't nice enough for that opportunity to be anywhere near me.

[rcbbersx-deactivated20150414]

good point, I shouldn’t have put it like that Im just in a shit mood

[flintbeaumont]

Well that much is clear. Most people don't bleach their veins for fun. Who you mad at?

[rcbbersx-deactivated20150414]

Im so sick of people right now, to think, I was stupid enough to assume people grow the fuck up realise that being gay isnt an issue. Ugh I want to inset bleach to my veins, it takes a lot to get me pissed of but fuck did this do it

[flintbeaumont]

Well that ain't gonna help shit. You gotta go put it in other people's veins. 

[fcklavender]

I was named after my great-grandmother’s favorite flower. Alcoholic pirate? Don’t follow his footsteps. 

[flintbeaumont]

Hmm. Not a bad name at all. Ahh, I could never do that. I don't have a boat.

[kailiani-mahelona-deactivated20]

Or trying to make a bed.

[flintbeaumont]

There are two types of people in this world.

[idklogangarcia-deactivated20150]

Oh me too buddy. Who knew we’d feel so connected to a dinosaur.

[flintbeaumont]

I've known. I may not look like it but I can get pretty ferocious. 

[candyappleduri-deactivated20140]

Hahahahha oh I needed that. Hi, I’m Duri!

[flintbeaumont]

Always happy to help. I'm Flint.

[flucrescnts]

What, and you think I’d like to? Everybody knows: no hands, no fun.

And if anyone dares to even think about teasing me they should know they’re basically asking for war.

[flintbeaumont]

Yeah, what else is there to tie up? Kidding. 

You'll just morph into a T-rex and go rampaging through the streets. I can see it. 

[olliexwatson]

Nah, I work at a bakery so the worse I’ll get is a lecture about getting flour on the keys.

[flintbeaumont]

Bakery huh? Worked in one of those until recently. I always smelled like cake. I miss it.

[adorexaj]

True; I clocked chino cut-offs and navy croc sandals. If anything here is a crime against nature, it certainly aint me.

[flintbeaumont]

No idea what the first thing is but crocs are the only true work of evil.

[lessthanmacyalexis]

Getting murdered is definitely a big no. The pub’s a big winner, except everyone in once a while you’ll get some beer gut guy who won’t take no for an answer. Sorry, if your dick smells like a cheap brew and smoke I’m off it. 

[flintbeaumont]

Well your standards are higher than mine, I'm afraid. I just require coffee in the morning. I'm a simple soul.

[chantalthuy]

[jxgia-deactivated20150205]

       A minute of silence for those poor dinosaurs.

[flintbeaumont]

I hope they were reincarnated into 80s rockstars. That'd make up for the lack of booty.