The Shitshow Circus Never Ends

Yes I am Musketeer and no I am not accepting complaints If you're here about the criminals you can seriously fuck off [ OC rp blog ]

[peashooter85]

German single shot schuetzen target rifle, 19th century.

[callingmissvioletta]

I did, actually, believe it or not, and I feel like it would be best to repeat what Maria said since it seems like you’re ignoring her statements and not considering what she has to say.

But to keep you from exploding any more than you already are, I’ll switch onto a subject you seem keen on — common sense. Honestly, if several people with an ounce of sense and credible abilities got together and someone felt uncomfortable, I’m sure that said person would leave. Lord knows I would leave and have left uncomfortable situations, with or without my abilities. But, more or less, I advise you once more to calm down and mind your own business. I’m sure you have many dinner dates you could be attending rather than doing this.

[flintlockandsteel]

since apparently you can't read tags allow me to repeat

no one in the history of time has ever calmed down just because some stuck up bitch told them to

no one

and with that out of the way

how the fuck was I not listening to what she had to say? I understood exactly what she was getting at, but it had no bearing at all on the point I was making. and as the person who started the goddamn conversation in the first place that was what was getting discussed, not what she tried red herring-ing it to

I recognize that people have common sense enough to get the fuck out of a shady situation. I recognize the fact that people have enough battle skill to fight their way out if shit goes south

I just don't give even a quarter of a flying fuck

because I think it's stupid as shit to put yourself in that situation in the first place or a situation with such potential to go so badly

and that's what I was saying

[callingmissvioletta]

Gracious.

Please calm down, first of all. Secondly, I’m sure all three of us are capable of handling ourselves, as I know you would be as well. Please mind your own business.

[flintlockandsteel]

holy fucking shit

hoooooly fucking shit

can I refer you to the conversation I just had with the other dumbfuck over there

like seriously can you read your fucking dash for half a second before you respond with literally the exact same drivel and opened up the exact fucking same conversational loop

can you do that

[flintlockandsteel]

theevili replied to your post:theevili replied to your post:silkweeds replied to...

You made your post directly after mine, how else am I supposed to interpret that? And I’d rather you refrain from calling me names. Frankly, it’s childish. Regardless, I have nothing else to say to you. Good evening!

holy shit are you that fucking thick

it was totally directed at you

that wasn't what was wrong with how you interpreted it

what was wrong was how you took that to be me saying you couldn't handle it when frankly I don't give a shit if you can

I was just remarking on how stupid it was of you to make the offer at all

wow

amazing

that was terribly complicated for you wasn't it

[flintlockandsteel]

theevili replied to your post:silkweeds replied to your post:silkweeds replied...

It doesn’t matter to me. How else shall I get that through your apparently thick skull? I deal with strangers on a daily basis, for a living, and the prospect of dealing with more doesn’t frighten me. If they’re dangerous, I’ll handle it discreetly.

and how the fuck do I get it through to you then since I've already said it outright, you impressive dipshit, that YOUR ABILITY TO HANDLE IT IF IT WAS DANGEROUS WASN'T WHAT WAS BEING DISCUSSED BY ME

what was being discussed was the fact that it was a stupid and dangerous idea

which it fucking is, regardless of if you can handle it

holy shit you're stupid wow

[flintlockandsteel]

silkweeds replied to your post:silkweeds replied to your post:how the fuck is...

Some people are like that some people are not. Ive done dangerous things to make people want me before be gentl ea bout these things

but there's also a difference between doing something dangerous to get people you already know and like to like you and doing something dangerous just to even meet people when you can just walk up to people on the street and talk to them

theevili replied to your post:silkweeds replied to your post:how the fuck is...

I’ve been tied up and held at gunpoint before. Dinner with a few strangers is hardly something to worry about.

is that supposed to fucking impress me or something

telling me about shit you've been through doesn't fucking count as an argument against my point, especially not when I've been through extremely similar circumstances and still think this is a fucking idiotic idea

and again

if you want to argue the point argue the point but 'I've been tied up in unrelated circumstances to having dinner with strangers and survived' doesn't fucking negate that the situation is goddamn dangerous

[flintlockandsteel]

silkweeds replied to your post:how the fuck is anyone ever comfortable just...

Sometimes you don’t care about getting hurt when you’re lonely

I guess but I didn't have a single friend until I was fifteen years old and yet I managed not to stick my neck on a fucking guillotine for some socialization

theevili replied to your post:how the fuck is anyone ever comfortable just...

I’m perfectly capable of handling myself.

that wasn't what was up for discussion

and just because you can kill a shitbag before they kill you doesn't stop the situation from being dangerous as fuckall

in fact it proves my goddamn point

[flintlockandsteel]

how the fuck is anyone ever comfortable just asking a group of goddamn strangers if one of them wants to get dinner

like that's just so fucking dangerous and if you wind up with a dinner fork in your eye or your blood painting someone's walls you really shouldn't be surprised

[fabfoxes]

[flintlockandsteel]

Silver Bullets and Bourbon: A playlist for Musketeer

You Won’t Feel a Thing – The Script [x]

I’ve been lied to, shamed, I have been disgraced, been excommunicated from every holy place. I’ve been beat up and robbed, I’ve been left for dead, for the way I look, for the things I’ve said.

This is Gospel – Panic at the Disco [x]

This is gospel for the vagabonds, ne’er-do-wells and insufferable bastards; confessing their apostasies, led away by imperfect imposters.

Follow My Feet – The Unlikely Candidates [x]

There’s a fork in the road in front of me, at the crossroads of identity. The devil is standing to the left—he says either way, they both lead to death.

King and Lionheart – Of Monsters and Men [x]

And as the world comes to an end, I’ll be here to hold your hand. ‘Cause you’re my king and I’m your lionheart.

Bullets – Tunng [x]

We’re catching bullets with our heads and hearts, and all the darkest parts of us. It’s strange to find such light in such endless night.

Icarus – Bastille [x]

“Look who’s digging their own grave.” That is what they all say: “You’ll drink yourself to death.” “Look who makes their own bed, lies right down within it. And what will you have left?”

[flintlockandsteel]

[peashooter85]

A rare four shot revolving flintlock blunderbuss, mid 18th century.

Estimated Value: €9,000 – €11,000

[aetherglow]

I’m really not as stubborn as I seem, said the knuckle to the concrete

[flintlockandsteel]

((plop))

[flintlockandsteel]

I've kneecapped a guy wearing a fedora because I heard him talking about a bitch who friendzoned him before

let's hope he ends up in the friendzone with his physical therapist as he regains the ability to walk or else it will be a long several months for him

[flintlockandsteel]

It's been almost a year to the day since I left home

[flintlockandsteel]

whoever it was who said rabbits are cleverer than foxes just lost a lot of points with me

[flintlockandsteel]

Your beauty reaches the darkest places of the world and burns away all that is impure. It is not just your beauty that does that, but your tenacity and strength. Few other people have such resolve as you do.

wait what woah