The Blatant Phantasm

Metal. Horrible things. Alcohol. Dark Comedy. Comics. Kratos. Horrible Metal. Dark Alcohol. Kratos Comics.

[splatteronmywalls]

[crankyda3rd]

Local man fights off snow

Song: frost hammer by high on fire

[cult-of-the-night-creeper]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

[8-bitfiction]

[stream]

Bad Santa (2003)

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

No thanks to babies

[tastefullyoffensive]

[steveandlarsongifs]

[ulcerism]

Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea

[seltzerwater]

is this about sufjan stevens? is this about songs: ohia? is this about smog? u decide

[inhumanqualities]

[peonyandbee]

Visit Original Link

Ugh, every time I hear his voice, I go through a brief mourning period all over again.

[paidforinpixels]

Weedeater with Primitive Man, Nosis and Rebuild/Repair

[mutemonologue]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[peteneems]