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Dom RP blog, made as a joke by @piplup335

[flipsidedom]

Ah, hello. How does this work? Valk told me to give it a shot. Ask away, I guess.

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account run by @piplup335! (who also runs @blackrockbiograft and @jpatel-dtt)

ask anything, just don’t ask any funky stuff, thanks :D

[flipsidedom]

I’LL REVIVE THIS ACCOUNT THEN

LET THERE BE LIFE AND ASKS

YEAAAAAAA- *dies of demotivation*

[flipsidedom]

is this account still alive?

[Barely, nothing comes in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[I (the owner of the account) am alive and every now and then I get a notification from here :)]

[flipsidedom]

handing him a grilled cheese .... nothing to it i just wanna give him a grilled cheese because he is everything to me

Ah, thank you.

[Dom eats the grilled cheese.]

That was surprisingly good. It reminds me of the ones Grandad made me when I was younger…

[flipsidedom]

sleep with 1 eye open tonight im am coming to lie beside you in bed

muehehheheh

Please don’t…I’m tormented by my fans in the morning and now at night I have you to look out for.

[blackrockbiograft]

I wanna get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with your creator

this is a joke please dont kill me

CONSIDER LOCKING YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS. I’M IN YOUR WALLS.

[subspacekisser1]

BIOGRAFT IM SO SORRY I DID NOT MEAN IT😭😭😭😭

[flipsidedom]

ooc: was this because of the threat? the angst one

[flipsidedom]

its pride month

you know what that means

hands you a lukewarm stick of GAY butter

Huh…what? Do you want me to make like- GAY toast? What?

[flipsidedom]

…I’m sorry, what?

[flipsidedom]

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…what exactly, pray tell, am I supposed to make of this? I can’t fulfil your request if I don’t even know what you want, can I?

[flipsidedom]

Meow meow...

-meowmoth

…what?

[flipsidedom]

run.

Run from wh- oh. At this point, I’m not even going to ask.

[flipsidedom]

Hm.. seems I haven't gotten to you yet!

hands you a dom bean

for you! :3

-bean anon

Ah, thank you…I guess. What do I do with it, though…?

[Dom pats the bean and puts it inside the pocket of his jacket.]

[flipsidedom]

hi dom! i'm surprised valk had to force you to make one of these, i thought you were already on one of these!

anyhow, how are you? are you well?

[ @nivalisica ]

Nope, I wasn’t. Too busy for this sort of stuff, but then Valk, being the little gremlin he is, decided to make me create an account here.

But yeah, I’m alright. How about you?

[flipsidedom]

hands you a lukewarm stick of butter

What am I supposed to do with this- aaaaand my hands are all buttery now. Thanks…

[flipsidedom]

Hi!

Ah, hello. What brings you here?

[yourlocalfierygrandpa]

which is ur favourite grandchild.

also, have a cookie :3

I really don't got a favorite! But I might say Valk! He's very outgoing and seems to have alot of friends! If Dom sees this uh... sorry bud. And thank you for that cookie!

[flipsidedom]

…wow, thanks a lot, Grandad…

[flipsidedom]

Ur just fuckin sexy dude ;-;

Excuse me?