Send my muse a pick-up line!
Since these are ALWAYS a hit, send one, two, HOW MANY ever. Bombard my muse with these! As always, change pronouns to fit your muses!!
NB: SOME are nsf.w some just cheesy.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
Girl are you an iceberg? Because you’re making me want to go down.
How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making me wet.
I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.
I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
Your face is like a wrench, every time I look at it my balls tighten up.
I’m a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
