[theoneofwhomisblue]

DJ OWEEEE!!!!!!!! here on the mic

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anarchblr]

ABOLISH POLICE AND FREE MY HOMEBOY DJ TOILET

[skeletonsonmars]

yeah i dual-wield

[neonpigeons]

already there. i'm doing my part 🫡

[demonprincex]

bare minimum mondays too tired to care tuesdays whatever i can get away with wednesdays this job sucks thursdays fuck it fridays sat on my ass saturdays and somebody else is gonna have to do it sundays

[flmequn]

hmm yeah can't explain this one beyond dream stuff

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[flmequn]

he's relevant to ME!!!! * my telekinesis throws everything across the room *

[greelin]

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them

[coughloop]

[flmequn]

@vampaxe fall is like that when youre not ready

got me when my back was turned

[flmequn]

x_x i'm dying i think

[kosmogrl]

[pheebswashere]

this is really getting out of hand.

[flmequn]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[websitestar]

She isn't real! Thats some fanfic woman version of me that I wrote about! To cope with a billion years of... of madness and having my donk scrambled.

[flmequn]

you don't think it's just a case of similar sounding situations???

[pheebswashere]

this is really getting out of hand.

[flmequn]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[flmequn]

@vampaxe i got you pal. thinking of you with the most delectable ice cream ever

thank you,, ;-;

[vampaxe]

dude! i can get you something whenever shes making rounds.

[flmequn]

oh!! does she have red velvet?