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IC Roleplay blog for Prince Flint of the Fire Kingdom.. heavily blorboifed character from A/dventure Time! Yeah he's a guy made of fire... generally looks like this
Potential dark topics (references to murder, childhood abuse/neglect) may be featured or discussed!
done with being the bigger person im about to start cleaving bitches in twain
"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer
Leitmotifs drive me insane, like I hear *repeated melody that has an association with a person, idea, or situation* and I go *tears up the fucking rug like a dog*
the temperature is actually insulting at this point. wrap this up before the month is out.
You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?
me? oh yeah i have cleavage *cleaves through a horde of enemies with my huge axe*
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.
Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.
Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures
Pandorean task: some people fucked around and now it's your job to make sure they find out
im not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this shit.
on the battlefield again
i love you fables i love you parables i love you legends i love you folk tales i love you märchen i love you myths i love you apocrypha i love you hagiographies i love you travelogues i love you ballads i love you popular romances i love you heroic epics i love you sagas i love you anecdotes i love you allegories i love you riddles i love you pre-modern narrative forms
Man this suuuuuucks *wastes one hundred adversaries with one hundred perfect blows* this fucking suuuuuucks
Multitool item.
[“We’ve supported the table with a landmine 😂”
“Fucking what? What if it fucking blows?”
“We have another one.”]
@pheebswashere please look exactly one post down for me n_n
i sure hope there isn't a post about me somewhere down there. would hate to see that.
no but for real no weapon formed against me shall prosper, LOL!
Well this a normal gun. We didn’t make it to specifically kill you or anything
u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”
I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares
