bear and bird are friends
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bear and bird are friends
dumb klance animation i never finished soz #busybee happy pride month everyone !
i know this please help me
if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst
HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO
cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me
it happened again
SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY
andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.
andrew minyard character of all time.
one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again
So there's this plastic turtle we have outside our school that tells cars to slow down. My kids have always asked me why I don't have a husband, and I got tired of telling them because I didn't want one, so I pointed to him and said, "That dude. That's my husband."
This has been a running joke for two years now. All the kids know the plastic turtle outside the school is my husband. He doesn't have a name, just Miss Cat's husband.
Today was really windy, and the turtle dude fell over. I was taking a kid out to his mom, and he saw it on the ground and went, "Oh look, your husband died."
So I said, "Oh darn. Looks like I'm single again."
And without skipping a beat, he goes, "I'll be your husband."
Mom is standing there trying not to laugh as I got down on my knees, took the kid's hands in mine, and said, "Thanks for the offer, bud, but no thank you. We'll just pick that guy up so he can start being my husband again."
So the kid runs over, picks the turtle up, and goes "Good morning, husband! You're not dead anymore. Good job."
Happy pride
Shiro to Nobody's Soldier by Hozier
This is a sensitive topic for me
Day 25: Monsters & Mana
Keith leaving paw prints behind 😼
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HAPPY PRIDE, LET'S GET MORE AROACE TOGETHER OR ELSE
I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.
YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU CAN WRITE A CHAPTER. YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU CAN PUT SENTENCES TOGETHER. YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU KNOW WHAT A COMMA IS. YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU ARE AWARE OF THE CHARACTER.
me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...
the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:
happy pride to my favorite gif in the world
3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh
0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎