[scifiphan]

[valentinephil-deactivated202103]

happy phil day

[im-the-one-you-want-to-forget]

“I’m sorry, the old dan can’t come to the phone right now, Why? Oh, ‘cause he’s dead!”

(au where dan becomes a drag queen, credit to @dramaphan and the rest of ‘little drama babies’ on discord for the idea <3)

pls ask for permission before reposting thank you

[pinof]

okay i’m just gonna make a post here because i keep getting repeat messages asking where phil’s merch behind the scenes stuff is coming from despite answering the question three times now

first story: http://dnpnews.tumblr.com/post/184349405615/irlmerchs-instagram-story-42119

second story: http://dnpnews.tumblr.com/post/184349414558/irlmerchs-instagram-story-42119

third story: http://dnpnews.tumblr.com/post/184349469504/irlmerchs-instagram-story-42119

or you can view them on irl.merch on instagram’s story

i’m sorry but it’s just really frustrating when you can clearly see i’ve given a response to that question and even reblogged the stories if one took the time to scroll down my blog a little bit

[pinof]

bashful

[pinof]

look at his leggies and feet :(

[psychicmoth]

‘cause you’re such a dream to me ☁️💘

[pamyudan]

a concept

[ostolero]

today like do yourself a favor and just start unfollowing people you’ve only been tolerating up to this point. so many kids are distressed by their Tumblr experience but life is too short to tolerate that nonsense. break some mutuals. jettison the flotsam. nothing matters so just live

[danandphilnews]

Dan’s Instagram activity

[danandphilnews]

Phil’s Instagram story 3/31/19

[sentient-houseplant]

@danielhowell

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(click for better quality)

[scifiphan]

y’all remember THIS

[ayeddan]

draw this in your style for silliciu on ig 💚

[scifiphan]

Pas De Deux

PART 3

summary: for ten years they’ve been friends with benefits; no messy feelings, no exclusivity, and no commitment. for ten years that arrangement was great, except dan’s hopelessly in love with his best friend and he can’t keep doing this. not when phil doesn’t love him back.

rating: e

word count: 4.1k (11.7k total)

author’s note: sorry for such a long break between updates! life got v v busy w/ my 4th year of uni starting. finding a balance between uni and hobbies was a struggle! :o (also stanning loona happened lmao). i decided to split the final chapter into 2 bc of the length so the 4th and final part will be posted tomorrow! <3

[read on ao3]

[read from the start]

[latelatetoyshow]

‘oh maybe they were a lesbian’ phil ur so valid

[otpprompts]

Person A walks in on B playing Sims and discovers that B made themself and A as a couple. Both are embarrassed by this being aired. After the initial shame has gone down, B starts showing A the house and introduces them to the family. Bonus points in this round include:

Your OTP is not yet dating, so it’s even more awkward.

They discuss it & wind up dating as a result.

Their Simselves have the maximum number of children (6) for their household.

MPreg or alien children are present in the household.

They also have pets.

Free will is on, so the Sims start making out on their own, possibly leading into the same for your OTP?

Your NoTP is hanging out in the backyard as ghosts.