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Nickname: Callisto // archived bugsnax textpost side blog! // side to toomp

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a buncha rules and how to find my textpost blogs. blogs will come and go

Blog directory and rules for this blog!

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Journalist, singing: 🎶I don’t want a lot for Christmas 🎶

Journalist: 🎶there is just one thing I need🎶

Journalist: 🎶I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree 🎶

Journalist: 🎶 I just want Filbo to catch a break for once in his life, because hasn’t he suffered enough already? Everyone gives him shit and wears him down to a simple thought like he hasn't sacrificed so much for the wellbeing of others-

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Floofty: I scare people quite often because I walk very softly, and they don't hear me enter rooms. So, when they turn around, I'm just there and their fear fuels me.

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Floofty: See, normally, in this situation, I would say I'm going to murder you in your sleep. But not today. I will stand over you with a knife until you wake up so you can see my face and the look of absolute fury in my eyes before I stab you 48 times in the chest.

Snorpy, taking back his draw four card: See, this right here is why we can't have fun anymore.

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This blog is going to be archived, I have lost most interest in Bugsnax and I don't like deleting. So tl;Dr what that means is I'm gonna remove it from my main and attatch it on a blog I made soley to archive, and I'll set up a queue with any submission in the inbox.

I'll be doing it tonight at some point, but the blog name will also change from flooftys-scrapped-experiments to flooftys-ARCHIVED-experiments

An alternative is that, if someone WANTS the blog to post their own quotes, I'll be happy to give it to them.

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Snorpy: you guys dont know the absolute comedy of stimming by smacking a bart plushie against your bed repeatedly. and being in a call and wordlessly beating the fuck out of a plushie of a ten year old child and Chandlo just going “Snorp-dawg. i know you’re hurting bart right now”

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Triffany: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Floofty: I'm more into dark humour.

Triffany, turning the lights off: alright, so, Two atoms were walking down the street-

[mayyak]

...So i uh-

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Radio: *stops playing for two minutes and then does a burst of jumbled noise and static*

Beffica: so true bestie

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Floofty: I need a hug right now, but I'd rather die than have people know I have actual feelings and cravings for intimacy.

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Beffica: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are severe psychological distress.

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Eggabell: Laughter is the best Medicine, but your insurance only covers puns

Filbo: Well.. I think puns are pretty funny!

Eggabell: eggcellent

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Wambus, to Cromdo: I trust you as far as I can throw you.

Wambus: ... Actually, I know I can throw you pretty far, so I'm just gonna say I don't trust you.

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*at a poker game*

Cromdo: Snorpy, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.

Snorpy: It’s the weirdest thing... Every time I cough, he folds.

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Floofty: I envy you, you know.

Snorpy: ..Why?

Floofty: your sibling is SO much smarter than mine. *Walks off*

Snorpy: Wait but-

Snorpy: But I’m your-

Snorpy: FLOOFTY-

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Beffica: Cromdo, who is, like, 50 years old, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying air freshener directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

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Floofty, at 2am: You’re up early.

Gramble:

Floofty: You never went to sleep, did you?

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Floofty: misgender me one more time, and I am going to they/throttle you